ETERNITY SERVED COLD

guy who's a final girl • hysteria/squirt, '91, he/it • icon by extraterezi!! • ko-fi • [icon ID: fanart of klavier gavin from ace attorney receiving a forehead kiss from my oc kitty poes, a pale woman with big blonde curls. header ID: the words "the end" in all caps and courier new, black on grey background. it is a screenshot of the ending of homestuck. end ID]

[crplpunkklavier]

*german vc* velcome

quick intro post for pinning purposes! hi! i'm squirt, i'm 34 years old, i use he/him and it/its. i'm german and i live in germany which i mention here because it tends to come up a lot. i hate it here but you know how it is

you're welcome to reblog any post that's rebloggable. if i don't want it reblogged i turn that function off so dw about it.

i tag things that aren't sfw as nsft. i block for arbitrary reasons.

i love my transfem siblings and i strive to make this blog as safe as i can.

heres some links to ace attorney posts you might be looking for

german cheat sheet for klavier writers | tag for more german language advice | blog with more weird german words and phrases

klavier characterization post 1 | klavier characterization post 2

general tag for original posts | meta tag | personal favorites

'twas i who wrote that klapollo longfic

ao3

tips appreciated!

[trangoldin]

NYC Dyke March 2026

[clonedroids]

Because I feel like kids of color don’t hear it enough: domestic abuse is not a part of your culture. 

A lot of us were raised with the idea that “its normal for wives/children to get hit! it helps them learn– only white folk don’t get beaten when they misbehave”. That’s not true, white people aren’t the only ones who deserve a safe and abuse free environment. Black and brown people can and do have loving families. 

If you’re in a situation where you are enduring abuse and people use your culture to justify it, I want you to know that what they’re telling you are lies.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

as someone who studies this: statistically speaking, child abuse (including “spanking”, because all forms of hitting children are abusive) is pretty much equally prevalent in households of all racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds. so yeah, don’t let people use the “culture” excuse on you, but also, don’t believe others are experiencing it less just because it’s less normalized in their culture to talk about it. we all gotta work together to fix this shit.

[tricktack]

you. person with dermatillomania and/or trichotillomania. what are you doing right now and should you be doing that. ok thank you for your time

[lexsreadingcorner]

So many people hate their own body so much and are so casually fatphobia toward themself and the thing is, when you're not, when you've healed yourself enough that you can look at yourself and say "my body is just a body that does body things" it becomes nearly impossible to be around people who openly hate their bodies. It feels like they're flinging their muck all over you, and you gotta shake yourself out so it doesn't stick. And misery really does love company. They'll talk about how fat they are and how they can't eat this or that or wear certain clothes or cut their hair short, and they want you to lament with them. And you gotta not, okay? You gotta not. You gotta walk away from that shit.

And you HAVE to pay attention to the things you say about your own body in front of other people, lest you become the person flinging your muck onto others.

[crplpunkklavier]

i could fix him but i wouldn't even try

[orcboxer]

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[wiionme]

[playthings2007]

When that post nut clarity hits and you remember that you killed him 20 years ago

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[baseballcardvandals]

Bad air back there.

Own this BCV original.

[graceebooks]

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

[thanksiloveyou]

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

2026 average url: weemp

[crplpunkklavier]

fuhr vorbei an einem graffiti, das aussah wie "tod dem bub", was mich als rheinhessischen bub natürlich schwerst erschütterte. nach dem ersten schock wurde mir wieder klar, dass ich in nrw bin, und dass da stand "tod dem bvb"

[gendercensus]

A quick and easy nonbinary name survey

[ Click here to participate ]

It's open until 19th July 2026, and it's open to anyone whose gender(s) (or lack thereof) defy the restrictive binary of male/female.

Reblog for SCIENCE~~~

See some incoming stats and links to help with promotion here.

[gendercensus]

8 hours down and we're meandering towards 2,000 responses (and over 3,000 names) on this survey aimed at nonbinary people, about the given names and nicknames we like to go by. :)

It's been getting about 2 responses per minute for the last couple of hours.

[nedlittle]

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker