Dave Strider

Just some dude tbh. Message me, say hi, I don’t bite. He/Him STRICTLY. DNI: Darkshippers, problematic shippers (does not include mirror shipping or crack shipping unless incest or minorxadult), radqueers, just any extremely problematic media really

[stridersbeatsaresick]

So you’ll never guess who’s redoing their intro post AGAIN…it’s me. Dave.

Anyways, hi there, since I probably won’t change my profile again, call me John, Egbert, Dave, Strider, Dick rider/j..anything you want tbh I really don’t care. I’ll tell you a little bit about me below the cut, yeah? Great.

Some things about me- I’m neurodivergent, I have a thyroid condition, I have eczema, I take care of succulents, I play the guitar and the French horn, I have terrible eyesight, I like to paint, I’m awfully angry sometimes, I like to say crude shit, I collect hand fans, annnddd…I think that’s it? Wowwieeeeee.

Some things I like- Homestuck, 3fs, Kubz Scouts, Alex G, Guitar, Plants, Animals of all kinds even insects I’m just scared of em, baking, cooking, sewing, crocheting, TV girl, digital art, traditional art, just art in general, music, dancing, parks, taking walks, the sky, record players, collecting hand fans, sleeping.

Some things I don’t like- Problematic shippers, dark shippers, any of those things, (YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!) radqueers, assholes in general (unless your fucking with me/joking around) people with no empathy, people who hurt animals, anyone who likes pickles/j..I think that’s it. Ask me if I like or dislike something and I’ll let you know.

Just in case you want to interact with me- if you are an adult, be respectful I am a minor. If you are below 13, please try not to interact with me as much. If you do/are any of my dislikes, automatically do not interact with me, I am not interested in talking to you. If you are Castrackt or however his bitchass is spelled, you suck leave/j.

That’s basically it. I need friends, please feel free to interact regarding my guidelines please, I don’t bite. ❤️

My discord is @dirk_strid3r feel free to add me.

Also here’s my divider creds. @huraxy-dividers

Update: I have a strawpage now.

johnlovesyou's strawpage

[jamathontammy]

I don't understand romance ok. I know it bad

[stridersbeatsaresick]

Once again AR has made what he calls a masterpiece.

It’s Gamston.

[stridersbeatsaresick]

Okay so ignore my last post- I read it wrong it was no one honks like gamston not fucking no one likes gamston 😭 I may be an idiot guys omg

[stridersbeatsaresick]

Once again AR has made what he calls a masterpiece.

It’s Gamston.

[castrak]

you dont call this a masterpiece? you monster.

[stridersbeatsaresick]

You and AR are both terrible /j

[stridersbeatsaresick]

Once again AR has made what he calls a masterpiece.

It’s Gamston.

[castrak]

i cant WAIT till im out of highschool and i can drop this nasty ratty bitch..

[stridersbeatsaresick]

praying for you and myself she’s fucking horrible

[castrak]

i love randomly joining my friends google meet and just shouting PENIS and immediately leaving

[castrak]

me and @stridersbeatsaresick are so normal

[deathinaugural]

[stridersbeatsaresick]

Just thought I’d post some art my friend AR did today 😀

You are blessed..? I think? Idk what the fuck this is man

[stridersbeatsaresick]

I stupidly told him how many notes this post had and this was his response

[castrak]

before i go to bed

hAHHAH @stridersbeatsaresick

[stridersbeatsaresick]

Broottthheher this guys STINKS

[stridersbeatsaresick]

Just thought I’d post some art my friend AR did today 😀

You are blessed..? I think? Idk what the fuck this is man

[castrak]

HAHAHWH we were talking about piercings in the discord server

im so smart guys trust

[castrak]

@stridersbeatsaresick

HAHWHA dont say i didnt warn you 😭

[stridersbeatsaresick]

I fucked up

[stridersbeatsaresick]

I’ve had like hella motivation lately so here take my art

Idk who the hell the first guy is but my friend ET asked me to draw him, some guy named clay puppington or sum shi

[stridersbeatsaresick]

HI HI HI THERE GUESS WHAT GUESS WHATT, I’m in a fandub directed by my good friend @castrak !! YOU SHOULD WATCH HIS SHITTY PROMO!! 😀😀😀😀😀😀 we are doing a bluey capsules fandub (despite me not being in the fandom (yet) ) In the lovely promo video he mentions all of our great and amazing friends who are participating (besides my friend AR he joined last minute after it was posted lmao) ANYWAY ANYWAY DISCLAIMER

NONE OF US SUPPORT REESE!! AGAIN NONE OF US SUPPORT REESE!!

NONE OF US SUPPORT REESE!!! I REPEAT, NONE OF US SUPPORT REESE

THANK YOU THOUGH FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF YOUR WONDERFUL DAY TO WATCH THIS YAYAYYYYYBYAYAYA YIPPIE YAYY

[stridersbeatsaresick]

Can I ask you something

Depends, if your asking for an art request/commision/anything of that sort my answer is no sadly. I’m a beginner and am not comfy doing allat yet, otherwise yeah go for it.

[stridersbeatsaresick]

Roboradia drawing cuz I got bored, text on the side is that one parody song