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Dirk || 20 || Robo Furry Enthusiast
this may be my dirk come touch him
wake me up
you have succumbed to the siren call of my memes
"I very much appreciate you looking to avoid being a grumpy asshole," you tell him and soon you’re at the lobby and tugging him from the elevator, already leading him to your favorite little cafe. You haven’t been in a while due to money running low and you silently debate when would be the right time to tell Dave about the extent of your money troubles.
"Anything for you, babe." you huff, following easily and only barely squinting at the sudden change in lighting. You'd think that after a few years spent on an incredibly bright planet, you'd have gotten used to it, even with your shades on. The city seemed nice, though, and you were sort of grateful for the air; even though you had ample outdoor space at the house, you kept mostly to your room.
"Food first it is, follow me!" you say with a bit of a pep in your step before going towards the elevator, happily getting on and hitting the button down to the ground floor. "I don’t need much to eat, I think I’ll just get like a coffee or something."
You smile as you follow him into the elevator, rocking back on your heels as it descends. "I just want to make sure I'm not turning into a grumpy asshole halfway through the day because I forgot to feed myself." you admit. "That would be a total mood killer."
"Oh gosh um," you think, trying to think of a good place to start as you lock your apartment door. "Hm… Well, are you hungry at all? We could go to a cafe that’s nearby that’s super cute or we could take the bus into town and just go window shopping for a while."
In your half-anxiousness of the afternoon, you had neglected to eat, so you think that food would be the best to ensure your stomach wasn't making loud noises of protest as you walked the streets of Seattle. "Food first sounds like a great idea."
You let your gaze wander over John and give an appreciative whistle, huffing slightly at his compliment. “You’re one to talk; damn, Egbert, I’m afraid you might be swept from my side by a modeling agent. You look gorgeous.” It never ceases to amaze you how well put together...
You take a deep breath and head for the door, letting John through with an "after you" before taking his arm again. You're pulling out all the stops for this; you want him to be able to have fun after what he's been made to deal with. "Where to first; you know the city better than I do."
You catch the fleeting image of John as he runs back to his room to finish getting ready, and god, you’re already grinning. You feel a little uncomfortable without your shades, and almost naked, though you’d put on your best jeans and a vaguely not rumpled blue polo that was...
You let your gaze wander over John and give an appreciative whistle, huffing slightly at his compliment. "You're one to talk; damn, Egbert, I'm afraid you might be swept from my side by a modeling agent. You look gorgeous." It never ceases to amaze you how well put together and cute he always looks, and you offer your arm in a gesture of slightly less sarcastic than usual gentlemanliness. "Ready to hit the town?"
[ I just had a couple's backpacking tumblr like my headcanon post like??? I'm glad Dave's sleeping position interests you on your trip through Colorado guys. ]
Sometime during the time you spent squinting outdoors without your shades on in an attempt to acclimatize your eyes to the light, and the time you spent attempting to fluster John, the day decided to hustle itself along. You didn’t have to rush to get ready, or anything; the...
You catch the fleeting image of John as he runs back to his room to finish getting ready, and god, you're already grinning. You feel a little uncomfortable without your shades, and almost naked, though you'd put on your best jeans and a vaguely not rumpled blue polo that was probably Bro's at one point, but you're probably going to steal now because you actually look decent in it. "Take your time." you call after him, rocking on your heels and closing your eyes. You've got this in the bag, Strider. You are the greatest boyfriend, it is you.
YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT
1,2,3,5,8,13,21
What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this — optional.
Dave generally sleeps curled in on his side, the reason being that it was easier to duck and roll off the bed if Bro was going in for a smuppet shower that way.
Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.
Freckles and small strife scars everywhere; he inherited a few marks from the more bloody of his splinters’ deaths coming out. His freckles have always been there, though, and are all over his body. He hates them.
Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like?
Dave’s got more of a Southern accent than he’d like, but deliberately tries to hide it when speaking. Sometimes, though, when he’s really into a conversation or talking really fast, hell slide back in.
What are their chief tension areas?
On his body? His neck and shoulders; he spends most of his time either hunched over a computer for class or screwing around with a sword, so, he’ll occasionally get cramps there.
Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?
He’s a quick thinker, though, he generally doesn’t make the best plans unless he has time to think about it.
Have they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something?
Not at all before the game, a few during, and more and more now that he’s out. He’s had a few days where pretty much the whole world seems overwhelming, and he won’t even bother getting out of bed.
Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?
He’d wish for John to have his dad back, to see Rose and Jade again, and to be able to always protect the people he loves.
7, 13, 19
How does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?
Dave has always generally viewed himself in a negative light, though more as in an “I could be better” than an “I’m the worst”; he’s used to being shown up by people, and always wants to be the best, which is why he’s spent most of his life trying to find something that he could do that no one else could do the same way.
If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?
It’s in Dave’s nature to stand and fight; he was never given the option of absconding as a kid, and that’s carried over to adulthood, and into matters much less physical than a strife. If a relationship or what have you is crumbling, he’s more likely to try and save it than let it go, no matter the cost to himself.
{ 13 was answered in the other ask }
What nickname would your muse give mine?
Guess my muse's turn-ons
Send me one guess and I’ll rate it:
NO WAY | MEH | NOT BAD | MMM | YEAH BABY | FUCK YES RIGHT NOW