What a Piece of Work is Man!

ronnie/rod, he/they, 24, hetalia sideblog, guy who likes history a normal amount

[strikefiretotheheart]

𝒲𝐻𝒪 𝒜𝑅𝐸 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝐼 𝒜𝑀 𝐹𝑅𝒪𝑀 𝒜𝒩𝒞𝐼𝐸𝒩𝒯 𝒢𝐸𝑅𝑀𝒜𝒩𝐼𝒜

hi!! i'm a full ass grown adult and i've started hyperfixating on hetalia again for the first time really since 2014! i follow/follow back from my main, small--prince, so if you see that guy in your notes that's me.

𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝑒:

my name is ronnie! i'm also a filthy kinnie (more casual these days) so you can also call me rod/roderich but i mean i'll answer to either. i'm 24, and hetalia got me into history so bad when i was eleven that i have a degree in it now. recent Circumstances dropped me back into the fandom and i'm having a great time while also being haunted by this pile of shit manga.

𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝑜 𝒾 𝓎𝒶𝓅 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉:

a lot. i will be doing a lot of chatting about the germanic countries, because they've always been my favorites (really normal about prussia right now), and recently i've become very interested in russia and whatever he's got going on. his various complexes.

i'm forcing myself to be brave and freak a little about my more niche/mature interests here, dark content and vaguely sexual/kink related stuff and so on, so this blog will probably be 18+ ONLY. if you follow me and i find out you're a minor i'm blocking you straightaway.

i also draw a little! i love historical costuming, historical military uniforming, and have a permanent hyperfixation on fashion and design in general, so i might post doodles and whatnot of countrypeople in fun outfits, or not so fun outfits. :]

i'll develop tags for things as i go and i'll probably put them here once i have them.

yaaayyy :3

[strikefiretotheheart]

its that time of sunday again somebody tell me what to draw

[strikefiretotheheart]

i love curating a dashboard that's entirely composed of hetalia prussia experiencing a miscarriage

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@angelheadedhipsters

hi :3 excuse to ramble a little about ludwig:

my scarring i put on him is a result of the german confederation being smushed together to create the german empire! im not a proponent of the germany = hre theory like young me used to be so rather than the scars being signs of being stitched back together after being torn apart they're more so signifiers of multiple living things being combined against the law of nature <3333

my headcanon is that he was born with them also/they showed up on his skin out of nowhere after he was born. imagine having a baby and theyre just fucked all the way up id be like whatd i do (<- gilbert's experience)

[strikefiretotheheart]

i needed an emergency shot of itager into my veins

[strikefiretotheheart]

fuck i just realised i wrote GDW not GDR. german democwatic wepublic 🥺🥺

I UNDERSTOOD YOUR VISION ANON DONT EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT

[juniepops]

what kind of girl are you?

cricketgirl

cicadagirl

beegirl

antgirl

millipedegirl

spidergirl

shrimpgirl

pillbuggirl

beetlegirl

centipedegirl

dragonflygirl

something else??????

Voting ended onJul 26

[strikefiretotheheart]

re: GDW (warning for stillbirth, miscarriage, implied dub/noncon)

i like the idea of the GDR being a miscarriage or stillborn. ivan probably made several different attempts at impregnating gilbert because he wouldn’t have wanted the former kingdom of prussia as the representative of his new socialist satellite germany. but it doesn’t work like that. someone can’t just forcibly create a new personification because they dislike the current one. so the attempts never succeeded and, combined with people fleeing the GDR in the 50s and 60s + the economic problems in the 80s, probably just worsened gilbert’s mental and physical state

PLOT TWIST ANON IVE ALSO CONSIDERED GDR STILLBORN BEFORE! i just didnt include it cause i thought maybe it was a little too dark for my blog but whooo am i kidding. lol.

you basically put it exactly how i do! ivan essentially basementwifes gilbert to forcebreed a better gdr from him and it doesnt work because youre not god ivan <3333 i read an article once that described the 3 million people who fled from east to west germany from 1945 to 1961 as east germany hemorrhaging its people which i really like as a word choice because of how visceral and organ-like the implications are.

i also often contribute the gdr as a big cause for how unhealthy gilbert is physically in the modern day (mentally too definitely, stares at the stasi, but im talking about his body here not his brain) - not the MAIN cause or anything but something that definitely contributed to him kind of looking like a meth head on the reg by this day and age. definitely he just has been on the decline since the end of ww2 but the ussr really aggravated it. throw in a miscarriage or three to really pull the ripcord on it lol

[strikefiretotheheart]

the depth of the ronnie: i love the gdr being an abortion but also the concept of gilbert being a battered wife girldad of a young gdr personification is so.

[uglywitch69]

This being canon

[measlyscrapofseafood]

day one of having a fandom mutual: you like The Character too? no way!

day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt

[seerofmike]

tbh you cant make a "most breedable image of prussia" tier list because theres one clear winner . not even a competition

[seerofmike]

i forgot to actually post thje image but its ok because everyone already knows it instrinsically anyways.

[strikefiretotheheart]

god what if ivan impregnated gilbert during the time of the cold war in the 60s or 50s or whatever (dubcon yayyy) and while he was imprisoned in ivans manor with the rest of the satellites he and tolys kind of started psuedo-dating or messing around or got really close in some kind of way during gil's pregnancy and tolys started thinking about running away and raising the baby with gil somewhere far from anywhere ivan is and missing that younger more genuine free relationship he and gil used to have in the middle ages without ivans influence hanging over them and kind of got protective over gil to the point of defying ivan a little because hes delusional and was probably high on insane anxiety meds all the time and got punished/beaten/etc for it because the baby isnt even his it's ivan's lovely gdr or whatever and tolys isnt allowed to have it and at some point gil's made to lie-in for an extensive period of time where no one can interact with him except ivan leading up to the baby's birth because tolys was in love a little too hard and so they both need to be punished for it and tolys is terrified about whatever is going on where he cant see and only ends up being like a part-time babysitter for the child and they dont even recognize him whenever they see him because they like never interact (ivans doing on purpose) and gil cant look tolys in the eye because ivan did something to him during those months he was shut away and and and and and and

[seerofmike]

what r ur fav hetalia ships?

[strikefiretotheheart]

aaarghlarghlarlgh its always the sunday night before a work week where i get inspired to draw

[strikefiretotheheart]

it is a fucking shame that all five hundred or whatever men at arms books by osprey arent on the internet archive. cause i dont have a million dollars to spend.

[strikefiretotheheart]

when i made that halfhearted doodle request post a couple weeks ago and @seerofmike asked for a prubul. i always repay my debts i might jsut forget about them for a bit