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[strilonder]

(Got rid of all the colors and kept the text sizes WITH translations :V)

Shitty Blog Intro

[text reads: “Shitty Blog Intro” text ends.]

Hallo this is Timothy Simmons Rey and i will be creating this SHITTY AND LOW EFFORT introduction for our, uh, system?? I dunno, i dont really give a fuck. (/neutral) We have no collective pronouns/terms because half of us are the other half’s opposite gender and it’s sort of infuriating to try and decide what we all want to be called. Just ask for our fronter’s/s’ pronouns. Please? We use alters, parts, and headmates collectively—however, some are more into just saying parts.

Also if you have “18 & older” or “MDNI” in your bio/intro, please block us. We are bodily a minor and a vast majority of us are too. We don’t want to break your DNI because one of the adults in our system had followed you or we didn’t read your blog’s DNI.

>8< (cool little spider)

SMALL DISCLAIMER: Just because most or some or maybe even just one of us have an odd/differing opinion doesn’t mean we all have the same exact thought. We disagree and argue as much as every other System.

Our DNIs (even though we literally cant do shit about it in two whole different ways):

Most of our humans are uncomfortable interacting with proshippers, which includes two of our hosts. Our trolls don’t mind interacting with them while our (currently singular) pony does mind if they interact. You might wanna ask whoever’s fronting if they’re okay with you talking to them since our stances are very diverse. The last statement applies to every single discourse on tumblr actually. Whatever you are, you might wanna ask if we’re okay with it, whether it be radqueer, endogenic, whatever. We’ll usually say we arent okay with talking with you but there are occasional okay’s depending on the alter.

Since a lot of us are minors from universes where our adults weren’t the best, we won’t be directly talking (DMs, private group-chats, etc) to to people at and over 18. Our adult alters don’t mind interacting as long as you aren’t asking for anything suggestive or romantic (half of them are either happily taken and happily single).

On the topic of relationships: don’t be weird to us about what character you ship with our source. No, Dave doesn’t romantically like Karkat, Rose doesn’t romantically like Virgo (Maryam), Dirk doesn’t romantically like Jake, etc etc etc. Of course there are exceptions but those are rare (an eighth of our Parts are “popular” or at least “well known ships”). Don’t go poking us with your elbow saying “[Alter] is cute, arent they? winky face ;D” because it’s really uncomfortable to hear for literally everyone.

Our alters/parts have certain source characters that they are uncomfortable with (that also overlap into our system). Those of them that were directly stated are Beta Bro Strider, Alpha Bro Strider, possibly Vriska’s lusus, most definitely Dreamwastaken and Wilbursoot, and probably a bunch of more adult character sources. However, this isn’t the case for all and there are exceptions (such as our Beta Bro who never had Dave), you will just need to ask the alter personally.

We will block you if you concern more than half of the system or our protectors and gatekeeper.

[text reads: “We will block you if you concern more than half of the system or our protectors and gatekeeper.” text ends.]

On to our system info: (At this point, Timothy S. R had already Switched places with me, LZ. I am now in Front.)

Hello, travellers, most likely from the Homestuck fandom.. We are an untitled, (fictionally) Introject-heavy System under the handle “strilonder”, which you may use as a collective name for us! :3

Our Alter/Part count is currently unknown; 16 discovered and whispers of 40+ existing. (We have literally no idea.) That is an older statement. We are now nearing 50 Members. Fuck our life. As we stated beforehand—bodily, we are a minor. If you didn’t catch it before, the many Parts in our system that relate to the Body’s age group would not like to directly contact (via DMs, private group-chats, etc) with adults, so please ask us if any Middles/Littles are Fronting before conversing (this is for the others’ comfort and safety <3).

Since we are leaning low tolerant when Splitting/Forming new Parts and we currently have a massive hyperfixation, we have a lot of Homestuck Introjects. We have one DSMP/MCYT Introject (the aforementioned Timothy who goes by he/they/dee/dem/red pronouns) and one MLP:FiM Introject (Applejack, who goes by she/they/he pronouns). Please excuse us if we have no translations for any typing quirks, we forget a lot and people who don’t really care. x(

Unfortunately, when I (LZ) had first tried using tags for the System to use, it didn’t work at all due to people forgetting to tag or forgetting the tag/s even existed and it doesn’t help that all(?) of us have shit memory so we are gonna just stick to sign-offs/proxies or names in the tags to keep track of who posted what.

Hosts: (They will change over time.)

LZ (proxy -LZ), any & all pronouns : The Core of the System. (Despite how problematic the coined term “Core” is, we have all collectively agreed it doesn’t affect us. This is a personal term to differentiate the other hosts from the human child they had split from, primarily because the Core has most of the memories + experienced them. Of course, we will take offense to it if it’s used offensively/incorrectly.)

Karkat Vantas (proxy -CARCINOGENETICIST or -CG), he/him : The Gatekeeper of the System. He has been keeping track of the other Alters’ activity and roles.

Dirk Strider (proxy (🧢)), he/him : The second Part to Form/reveal himself and made it clear he was Formed to protect the System. Has been fronting ever since he went dormant.

Past Hosts:

None.

[calware]

here all are the icons in the relationship chart if anyone wants them on their own :)c

[dot-png]

doodle dump since i havent been posting anything

[zulatism]

moar davepeta

[mr-foods]

yurr

[m4r5c0r3-deactivated20250424]

homestuck and whatnot

[onlysushicat]

[weaselishmcdiesel]

consider... car cat x dave petter

davepeta x karkat is so appealing to me bc it's my two most favorite karkat ships in one and also davepeta is my exact gender

[chomplicated]

[sorrelpaws]

IM SO GLAD I HAVE YOU TO THINK OF!

[neostellarjpg]

hey bro lets defy gender together bro. lets share a consciousness bro. bro lets bond through our opposite but symmetrical traumas. bro lets create our own definition of happiness together bro

[hamsterdads]

before I remember, I'd like to show you around

[ramdomartkid]

Davepeta god tier fit

[cybersel]

dirk the hedgehog

[ladylyra]

he has to do that for every expression

[yamaguma]

Grimora invites P03 to a tea party.

I imagined it from the line “I won't miss her whining.”(When P03 said this line, ellipsis was on his monitor and he looked a little lonely.)

Note:Please read this manga from the right.

[ladylyra]

unoriginal joke