Pajama Sam

•Nobody likes you when you’re 23• She/her. Daydreamer. Theatre nerd. Possible alien. Flower child.

[wearepaladin]

[learningtoacceptchange]

*slams hands on table*

[inqilabi]

Ok but this woman is living the dream

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[emmiriikka]

[smorzando]

[trulygreatadventure]

[catchymemes]

[omghotmemes]

Friday the 13th

[honeybooboothefool]

repressed emos on october 31st, 2019: 

[dunsparce]

life is hard for this dog

[shinvermouthea]

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

[veryfunnymemes]

[officiallittletattoos]

Fine line book temporary tattoo, get it here ► http://bit.ly/2ksb7WI

[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[1000drawings]

by mmmmonexx

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[ondematin-deactivated20171019]