i’m here but once to the marrow of my bones

she/her but like let’s have fun with it. full adult. general nuisance.

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[nollimet]

Vindictae Trahit Exitium

Those who seek revenge shall destroy themselves

[andhumanslovedstories]

Absolutely obsessed with these bumper stickers at our local feed store. They were covered in dust. A guy passing by as I was looking at them said I could take as many as I wanted for free. I wish to god I had grabbed the other fifteen.

[alphacrone]

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter

[notswush]

[3liza]

everyone is sick of reading everyone else's list of personal problems at the top of their blogs, we've been over all the reasons why this is a bad idea both interpersonally and as an online safety thing, however i think it should also be mentioned that just showing me the big list of what's wrong with you first thing when i click on your blog counts as spoilers and ruins the narrative tension. i clicked on your blog to find out over time, through a series of mysterious flashbacks and delightful subtextual nods, what's wrong with you. youre taking all the fun out of it

[robertfagden]

he didnt actually finger himself onscreen but narratively the story and themes were telling you that he fingered himself

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[andhumanslovedstories]

Consider

[andhumanslovedstories]

We take turns bothering each other when we sleep. Neither of us are innocent of the crime of being annoying. Having said that, when I bother her, I give her a little kiss on the head and gently squeeze her paws. She climbs on to me, dense as a dwarf star, tries to put her entire head in my mouth, then presents her butthole for my intimate inspection. Is it precious? Of course it’s precious. But also good fucking god, Weevil. Anyway. Extra facts for your consideration.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh I fucked my back and neck up at work two days ago repositioning and assessing ten billion bed bound patients. The human body is the least ergonomic thing in the world, and when it needs another human body to help it move, its natural inclination is to take everyone else down with it. In a word. Owwugh.

[catasters]

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

he transformed... magical pot...

[peanutkix]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Urn of Cat Transmogrification; a cat placed into the urn will come out a different color

[andhumanslovedstories]

Jean Jacket enjoys her screen time

[pseudomantis]

What the fuck

[astarlingdiscovery]

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

[x] [x]

[cheddar-baby]

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

[eridan-ampora]

[hypokeimena]

image description: tag screenshot reading #i wish i could draw the face i made whilst reading this and add it in the tags like an emoji #the existing emojis just aren't specific enough /end description

[nonbinaryjudean]

Several years ago I saw this post on here that was originally the OP talking about Simon and Garfunkel and said “it’s so funny how Simon is like the name of a normal dude and Garfunkel is like the name of a little goblin man” and it became really good commentary on antisemitism and the fact that these two Jewish men, in this context, represent the erasure of assimilation versus the dehumanization of stereotypes. I can’t find that post but I think about it a lot.

[woman-respecter]

only vaguely related but i’m sorry you’ve activated my unskippable cutscene

the more things change the more they stay the same i guess… also worth noting that afaik garfunkel, along with streisand, was one of the first jewish americans in the industry to use their very jewy last name instead of a stage name.

all this is to say that, while i think a bit of joking about garfunkel’s name is ok (hell nobody is more guilty of this than paul simon lol) i would appreciate it if gentiles would be careful with how they talk about certain things. at the same time, these days i see people being like “NEVER say anything about garfunkel’s name” while also posting blood libel the next day bc that’s the state of the internet rn so it’s really not the biggest fish to fry.

[woman-respecter]

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time