Dancin' on the Ashes of the Patriarchy

haven't updated about me in 4 years. 26 almost college grad figuring out where to go.

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I had a legitimate reason to tell someone I liked their shoelaces (they were bi)

I am so upset it did not get the appropriate response. That was a once in a lifetime chance.

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Every time Ao3 goes down, I make the trek to the grave of my first love (ff.net).... how bittersweet to see it again. (I have one (1) series left)

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What I thought was an ovarian cyst mightve been a torn labrum which I then aggravated working 4 very intense shifts in a week and now I have a cane. I want to put queer stickers on it but I may also get a tophat and use it at work in 8 inch heels.

I was a smart ho and canceled work the next 2 days, which is sad. But this was already a record breaking month. So Imma hold onto that. So now I've got until next Wednesday off. Hopefully that'll be enough

Also had 1 compliment this weekend. Not sure what that puts me at anymore, but its over 20.

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Count: 24

I had 3 compliments tonight, one last night. Good god. Just. Why.

But it was my 2nd best night ever, and only down by $50. Wasn't even necessarily a "busy" night.

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Sexuality of the day: the entire cast of Star Trek 2009, with a special shout out to Zachary Quintos eyebrow. Zoe Saldanas ponytail and Gailas very green skin and very red hair closely follow

And a special shoutout to the Audacity of anybody fighting The Man

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Sexuality of the day: the entire cast of Star Trek 2009, with a special shout out to Zachary Quintos eyebrow. Zoe Saldanas ponytail and Gailas very green skin and very red hair closely follow

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Count: 20

My autistic ass has managed to harness the power of intense sensual/sexual/intimate eye contact. I might be too powerful

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Worked the other club (home club? Idek anymore) and it was good. Made just about all of the money in there. And then some guy decides he likes to be rough, and I warn him down. But he was rougher than I thought and now I've got fucking red marks that might bruise.

He bought a drink to get change for his apology.

And then the drugstore was closed so I couldn't get my comfort food: jacks pizza and Arnie Palmer. And Epsom salts. Because my ass hurts. And I work tomorrow

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Didn't know you could swallow wrong.

So. That explains the "hole in my lip". And how often things "go down the wrong pipe"

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I never thought I'd share a Geralt/Jaskier fanfiction with a customer but here we are.

He liked it

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Apparently the CDC recommends like 2 cups of Epsom salt for your bath.

I use like 3 lbs?

I like to float.

Whatever, I'm pretty sure I'm deficient in magnesium anyway. And I can't argue with the results, I've had nasty pulls and strains relax overnight.

I should, however, drink a lot more than I am. And eat. Sometimes that happens in the bath.

Edit: ok it's only a little over double. That's hit be heavy.

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I've also been getting a shit ton of compliments on my hair the last few days. I guess I finally figured out how to split the difference between volume and definition for like... beachy curly sex hair? With very little frizz, no matter how much I play with it, honestly.

These were the laziest stylings I've done for my hair in a long time. Today I went from wash to makeup in like 10 minutes? And only scrunched for like 2.

Also this haircut is objectively terrible I have weird shelves around my face and the back definitely doesn't have the layers I want and there's a weird spot where my roots look super obvious and the hair just sits weird. But curls hide all manner of sins.

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Forgot: one compliment this weekend. Well. He complimented both sets of *eyes*.

And one tonight.

Count: 19

I think I started in Janurary? Meaning 21 nights of work, and 9 compliments. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Tell me how a mfing Piercer dx me with a tongue-tie when none of the Drs who have treated me for TMJ and neck pain and teeth grinding and insomnia have thought to mention it.

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Specifically Disturbeds cover of Dound of Silence is blocked from the Jukebox, and I can't help but feel responsible

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Oh!

Compliment t count: 17

I think he just had a fetish.

I think this was also the same man who told me I looked like those old paintings (I think he meant ruebenesque).

Which I take as a compliment. I take great pleasure in lounging in little to no clothing and looking fantastic and soft.

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Well, I need to figure out what major astrological event is going on right now because my net from the past 2 days is almost exactly my static bills for the month.