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[cottagelf]

Can’t you just smell the fresh bread baking?

[strixlady]

horrortamer​:

Okay quick warning. I am an actual giant fish. Please be prepared for hive damage. Also it could get harder because I am very rarely good at academics. 

I mean I’ve seen your pictures. I’ve got high ceilings and strong furniture, and if the house still isn’t suitable, we can always just hang out outside and do it there.

Don’t worry, me too. Consider it less a ‘mentorship’ and more ‘two friends messing around with magic in the woods’.

[horrortamer-archive]

Oh, forbidden Eda, please teach me the illegal magics.

[strixlady]

Come to my universe and I absolutely will. I don’t care if you’re not a witch, one of the other me’s is teaching a Human and how much harder could it be? 

Name a time and I’ll open up my door and snag you through.

[strixlady]

Got woken up by a couple catterbeasts yowling outside the house. Not because I could hear them from my room with the window closed, but because Hooty was going nuts from listening to them and couldn’t find them.

Riding a staff at dawn in my pjs? I must’ve looked ridiculous.

[strixlady]

horrortamer replied to your post “horrortamer replied to your post “What’s jackbox?” It’s a fun online...”

No, it's more like. You're given a selection of games to play together. You choose one and everyone plays that game for a bit.

That sounds like a lot of fun! I might have to look into that.

I like playing games with you guys.

[strixlady]

Oh! That thing was cute!

https://picrew.me/image_maker/240997

[strixlady]

horrortamer replied to your post “What’s jackbox?”

It's a fun online bundle of party games!

Oh! So its more stuff like that Among Us thing? Like the tasks?

[strixlady]

What’s jackbox?

[buckykingofmemes]

you call it ‘a heinous violation of legal and ethical rules;’ i call it ‘creative problem-solving’

[pouring-my-emotionsout]

I felt like this is something my tumblr people deserve to see

[andmynameisadora]

@aspiringowlet​ @strixlady​ @clxwthorne​

[strixlady]

16, 22, 31

16. Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

It’s really easy to assume at first glance that all she cares about is a paycheck as, really, most of her schemes involve hoarding as much shiny wealth as she can get her claws on, but nothing is more important to Eda than her own happiness, or even the happiness of those she allows to surround herself with. Happiness to her is the freedom to do what she wants, when she wants to, without worrying about the approval or disapproval of anyone who might try to ‘tame’ her. She’s a very ‘I’m going to be happy in SPITE of everything’ kind of person, and will stop at nothing to protect her own little sanctuary of happiness.

22. What does your character like in other people?

To put it shortly, she likes weirdos. To elaborate further, she likes people who are willing to carve out their own path, who unashamedly live their truths even when that’s not the easiest thing for someone to do. She also enjoys humor in people, or people she can easily fluster and frustrate (in a friendly way).

31. Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

Any kind of situation where she’s able to prove herself and her power in a flashy and grandiose way, especially if it’ll earn her more renown as a wanted criminal. She loves the comfort it brings her that she, The Owl Lady, is one of the Empire’s biggest public enemies despite just being out there and living her life.

[strixlady]

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2. What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like? 3. What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?

This is gonna get pretty speculative here, so forgive me if this answer changes as we learn more about Eda and Lilith in canon. This is purely headcanon at this point, going off of my understanding of the story structure of the series plus a little wish fulfillment on my end that is absolutely going to be written differently when the show itself catches up.

Now that that disclaimer’s out of the way!

Eda wasn’t always the ‘problem’ child, wild and untameable and ready to cause a ruckus at all times. It started young, when she saw how much more praise Lilith would get from their Moms than Eda herself would, and found that the only way to get attention was to get negative attention by acting out.

Eda’s relationship with her Moms, both accomplished witches of the Emperor’s Coven, was largely summed up in ‘I’m not mad, I’m disappointed’, which made Eda feel a lot of pressure to perform well in school that ultimately turned into acting out there, too, because she couldn’t come anywhere near Lilith’s perfect grades and model bookworm student persona.

Their Moms vanished mysteriously when Eda was about 13 and were never found or heard from again. From that point on, Lilith became the ‘adult’ of the house during a time when Eda was at her most volatile, leading to more conflict between the two of them.

Eda loved her Moms, and she loved them, but absolutely none of them saw eye-to-eye. Eda’s not sure what happened to them, but she spent years thinking she had some sort of ‘manifest destiny’ calling to find them, only for her searches to bring up nothing except the creation of her Portal Door.

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Character Development “Hard Mode” Meme: send a number & character to my ask box  and I’ll write an answer/headcanon in reply.

Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?

Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?

On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?

Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?

Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target?

Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?

Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing?

In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

Does your character remember names or faces easier?

Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?

Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?

Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?

What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

What does your character like in other people?

What does your character dislike in other people?

How quick is your character to trust someone else?

How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?

How does your character behave around children?

How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?

What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable.

In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?

How does your character behave around people they like?

How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?

Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?

How does your character treat people in service jobs?

Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them?

Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?

How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

[strixlady]

[[I absolutely don’t make a habit of posting IC DMs because what’s private is private, but I’m losing my mind....

[strixlady] PFFFT WHAT??? I’ve got apple blood up my nose now, I look like a crime scene thanks? That was NOT what I was expecting clicking in here. That was VERY important though you’re right! [other] Apple BLOOD?? [strixlady] Y..yeah?? You guys don't have apple blood? [other] Apples don't bleed here. They contain juice. [strixlady] I mean we HAVE apple juice, too, but you can only juice an apple once so it's a waste. [other] Do apples in your universe bleed?? [strixlady] How else would you get apple blood? [other] I??? Don't know?

[glengi-deactivated20211220]

cool advice from dark souls

[strixlady]

I just sold a stack of human pop culture magazines from 2001 for some mad snail.

Don’t let anyone tell you what is or isn’t trash. You get to decide that.