shallow, toxic, rich bitch

this is a place for me to post about all my favorite things. music, shows, and more.

[atalantahh]

aesthetics board: sabrina, the teenage witch (1996-2003)

you can’t make someone love you, but you can imprison him in a ring for not loving you.

[captainsamerica]

(ง'̀-‘́)ง boop

[ghostsandgoblins]

[faehaseul]

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

[canadianstuck]

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

[ournameisfun]

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

[sammysausage]

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

[placidgalaxies]

During the Atlanta show, he was telling one of his jokes and as the laughter was fading out, you could hear a literal witch’s cackle coming from the back of the room and John just went, “Glad I got the witch to finally laugh.”

[strongasurfree]

moodboard: based on harry’s pink promo photos

just stop your crying it’s the sign of the times

[kingpendleton]

in case you missed it

[celestsial]

[bpdvoid]

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

[paycero]

[liamalrighty-deactivated2017052]

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[prettymysticfalls]

Growing up, I always had this idea that I needed to be dating someone in order to feel valid–and a lot of that had to do with the representation of teenagers on TV. You almost never saw a high school girl that wasn’t either in a relationship or pining over one. With Riverdale, I hope we instill a completely different notion in our youth; you don’t need a relationship to be happy, and that being a strong, independent woman is powerful. I really love that about this show.

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[agentlosechester]

moodboard: team free will + blue

[atalantahh]

moodboard: betty cooper, riverdale

i do everything for everyone. everything to be perfect. the perfect daughter, the perfect sister, the perfect student. can’t i do this one thing for me?

[quadrantslando]

SLFL // EUROPE

[atalantahh]

unknown greek gods series

the horae: these goddesses presided over the seasons: spring, summer, and winter. their graceful dances were the cause for seasons changing. most commonly seen in triads and are said to guard the gates to heaven.