social casualty

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[joannus]

this meme is both excellent and educational

[crimsondragon89-deactivated2017]

An educational burn.

[missssylaw]

[sempiternally-fucked-deactivate]

We Can Share Our Endorphins

[saxophone-kraken]

Fifty Shades of Gary

by me

[kowcub]

olivia why does this have almost 300 notes what did you do

[kowcub]

olivia the notes have tripled be careful

[saxophone-kraken]

What is even happening

[weloveshortvideos]

[ahrned]

If this isn’t me……

[slish-deactivated20170211]

is that brandon Jordan

[margaretzhang]

[fijiooz]

[lyjerria]

IM SICK OF Y'ALL

[trust]

im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated

[trust]

oh my god

[trust]

people are so nICE ABOUT THIS

[trust]

things have taken a dramatic turn

[trust]

dammit my cover is blown

[trust]

PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS

[trust]

IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

[coral]

[i-just-roll-with-it-blog]

So turns out my prom dress just so happens to match my morph suit..

[chrzsy-deactivated20160918]

show up to your funeral like

[vertigoth]

[oursteamystories]

A story I wrote for two close friends of mine using characters that they’d created. They’re not in this stage of their relationship yet, but they’re certainly getting there…this is how I imagine the fun they’ll be having once they do.

I want to issue an apology to folks hoping for Game of...

[struhburryfieldsforever]

THE SIGNS DURING THE PURGE

Aries: Goes on a killing rampage and brutally murders entire cities

Taurus: Stays locked in their home with a guard dog, falls asleep in their basement

Gemini: Hacks into national city systems and shuts off all electricity in the entire nation

Cancer: Stays home but has a butcher's knife by them, secretly excited to might have to use it

Leo: Runs out of their home, screams "fight me" and runs back inside

Virgo: Stares out a window the entire night with a gun behind their back

Libra: Cries in bed all night

Scorpio: Aries' partner in crime, ends up killing Aries in a blinding rage

Sagittarius: Mob leader, leads riots in the streets

Capricorn: Is targeted by groups of people and they barely survive the night

Aquarius: *Hauls dead body into house to examine out* it's for medical purposes chill

Pisces: Starts off the night crying, but something snaps. Dozens found dead.

[struhburryfieldsforever]

mercury: retrogrades

tumblr: panics

[stability]

Currently

[frostingpeetaswounds]