unlucky one

eunice, 19. i eat too many cheetos and take too many naps.

[neonprotagonist]

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

[1yrical]

https://instagram.com/p/BcUeR44AVzg/

[odysscy]

01/08/16, Honolulu

[julia-wanders]

[dribbblepopular]

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[amaalsdrifting]

[executed-deactivated20161004]

[peppermintlarry]

honest to god i hate the fairly odd parents SO much why the fuck did TIMMY FUCKING TURNER get god damn fairies?? both his parents love him…. he lives in an upper middle class household…. his only problem is that he has a kind of mean baby sitter sometimes…. AND THEN you look at fuckin chester. his friend chester…. oh my god. this boy deserves fairies so much more… he lives in literal poverty, his dad is UNIVERSALLY HATED so much so that he wears a bag over his face bc he cant even show his face in public without being harassed… and this guy doesnt deserve fairies? are u serious? did u think i wouldnt fuckin notice that shit? did u seriously think i didnt see chester mcbadbat standing right there next to timmy stupid ass turner? chester eats from the fucking GARBAGE CAN. im sorry but i cannot believe for one second that timmy deserves fairies more than chester, who is the sweetest kindest person on the whole damn show and he gets shat on constantly by the universe and the fact that his friend timmy gets god parents and not him is like the icing on the fucking cake huh, the last slap in the face from the universe to confirm to chester that life sucks…. listen chester i am here for you and i love you even when the rest of the world doesnt… i WILL protect you

[fleurjardin]

[champagnebreeze]

[ifohunly]

instagram: @lebonne

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[diversed]

[7tny]