[stshanebastian]

Hell yes. All star break 2017. Pop a Molly and get jolly in Tampa Bay. Montreal is a dream to me now.

[stshanebastian]

Omgrhis shit is so crazy can we recenter heated rivalry

[stshanebastian]

Pointing at the wall mounted ultra thin flat screen tv with a sound bar in Shane’s 2010 apartment

[stshanebastian]

Watching heated rivalry on the period accurate tv set

[stshanebastian]

Pointing at the wall mounted ultra thin flat screen tv with a sound bar in Shane’s 2010 apartment

[stshanebastian]

shanes chichis

[stshanebastian]

what are you doing dude in the mirror is so good freaking out turning on lamps and sitting in the chair is so GOOD! My Shane

[stshanebastian]

what happened to posting about shane and yunas enmeshment you guys used to love posting about enmeshment

[stshanebastian]

CONNOR STORRIE PLEASE NEVER FIX YOUR TEETH PLWASE PLEASE PLEASE

[stshanebastian]

Reheating episode 1.

[caffedorzo]

[lavenderprose]

Shane in the locker room of any given All Star Game after he and Ilya get married and are playing on opposing teams for the weekend: If we don't beat those guys I will actually spend the rest of my life thinking about it. This is your only chance to prove to me that you belong in the NHL. This is not a friendly game, this is a grudge match to the death. I want you all to lock in like you have never fucking locked in--

Meanwhile, Ilya: Woohoo boys let's play some fucking hockey [Timber by Pitbull blasting at full volume]

Cliff Marleau, probably: Hollander's gonna kill you in cold blood, man.

Ilya: Cliff. Cliff let me look in your eyes when I say this. I know. I will enjoy it very much. My night ends the same whether I win or lose, Marley. Anyway. [Song switches to Party Rock Anthem] LET'S MAKE THEM WORK FOR IT BOYS. WOO

Cliff: Dude what is this playlist.

Ilya: It is called 'Prom Night 2013.' Was a good year for me, Marley.

[hollandersbutch]

39 year old shane with transition lenses

[stshanebastian]

Ok yay

[ellisonwongparty]

i'm bored so i'm gonna make some sweeping generalizations.

i feel like most people can be split into two groups: shane coded ilya fuckers, and ilya coded shane fuckers. to be clear that's you identify with shane, and want to fuck ilya. or you identify with ilya, and want to fuck shane.

but then like..... to complicate things....

there's also shane coded shane fuckers.... rare and peculiar. ilya coded ilya fuckers.......?????!!! someone call security.........

[ellisonwongparty]

vote on your phones.

which one are you. you have to pick one.

ilya coded shane fucker

shane coded ilya fucker

ilya coded ilya fucker

shane coded shane fucker

Voting ended onJun 18

[stshanebastian]

I would just prefer if fic writers didn’t describe clothes for the most part

[stshanebastian]

type of shit these people are dressing their characters in

[shanehollandergirl]

i am in possession of a fine well. thou canst view it, if thou desirest so...

[shanehollandergirl]

wilt thou retreat with me to mine cottage this solstice? do not away to russia. come to my dwelling. we shall divert ourselves so greatly, and without fear of others' judgment. no one shalt know. we might have a week or even a fortnight...