Stuart

[stuartgibson]

Lies on the sofa bisexually

[stuartgibson]

The subtle art of not liking or reblogging something in case you give too much away.

[stuartgibson]

The two genders.

[stuartgibson]

There's something so incredibly intense about taking someone's clothes off. Not the frenzied "I need you naked now" sort, but the slow, deliberate undressing of someone who wants you to savour every moment of them revealing themselves to you. The ragged breath as your fingers brush the small of their back, or their underarm as they reach their hands over their head for you to remove their top. The tightening of the muscles and gentle moan as you touch their hips while sliding off their trousers. Those non-intimate intimate areas of the body that can send a jolt of electricity through every part of you. The bite of their lip as they look into your eyes, knowing that, in this moment, they are all consuming.

[stuartgibson]

How are penises simultaneously so funny and so hot?

[stuartgibson]

A worryingly large number of alleged progressive countries' attitude to trans rights.

[fuckrozanov]

it was an honor to be prev’d by you

[stuartgibson]

Every time I see this, I read it as “perv'd”.

[bobbymoynihans]

[mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated]

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!

[poetry-protest-pornography]

If orgasms are a thing you’re into, have a good day!

[stuartgibson]

Ah yes, the two genders.

[stuartgibson]

[stuartgibson]

Americans out here being so sexually repressed they’re making products like “Magic Crack Filler” with no trace of irony.

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[pisshandkerchief]

on the one hand I want to be thought of as an independent adult and on the other hand I feel like I have not progressed since I was 12 and I'm still reliant on the "real adults" for anything remotely difficult in my life. is this just what your 20s are supposed to be like. do conditions ever improve

[stuartgibson]

Personally, I’m hoping this feeling is resolved when I reach my 50s in a couple of years.

[stargazermeadow]

yall should take this face blindness test and rb with what you got bc im curious

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Voting ended onMar 23

Interactive measure of face memory, free, 3-6 minutes.

[stuartgibson]

Going down on you, but just to help the economy, you understand.

[stuartgibson]

Movie trailers always be “Strap in for the ride of your life”, but never “Strap on…”.

[stuartgibson]

I’ll never forgive those who banned the purity of all the weird kink people in tumblr.

[stuartgibson]

Can’t say I expected puppy play in the new version of Wuthering Heights.