The best way I can explain Jeff Satur is that if someone announced tomorrow that the Fae are real and living among us, I’d be on the floor rethinking everything I know about the universe.
But if they followed it up with “and Jeff is one of them,” I’d get right back up like “oh, okay. That actually explains a lot. In fact, that makes the whole Fae thing sound reasonable” Honestly, it makes far more sense than him just naturally being like that.
I’d probably just go back to whatever I was doing. I don’t even think I’d have any follow-up questions.











