Quotes From Last Night

Alcohol, side effects include: euphoria, increased self-confidence, sociability, impaired judgment, delayed reaction, blurred vision, and some pretty funny quotes

[stuckinaforest]

You whore... get back here with those fucking Cheez-its

[stuckinaforest]

That's so cool I forgot to look

[stuckinaforest]

-...a vagina diagram -What's a vagina tiger?

[stuckinaforest]

Subarus are not lesbian cars... they're "motherfuckin' shit yeahs!"

[stuckinaforest]

If I had cancer my make a wish dream would be to feel taller than everyone else for a day.

[stuckinaforest]

You want me to flash you me bra again... it's got detail

[stuckinaforest]

-Are you alright? -Yeah... but not inside though

[stuckinaforest]

You could call me Dr. Suess... I mean... if you wanted to