local freakshow

19 | they/she

[stuckinherdreamss]

a gay russian pimp: i get viches

[stuckinherdreamss]

no longer human got me fucked up.

[pixieuni]

i may have lost the plot, but the porn remains

[stuckinherdreamss]

arguably the best part

[pixieuni]

the tgcf chapter 100 experience!

brought you by @stuckinherdreamss (the victim) and me! (spoilers)

[stuckinherdreamss]

i feel nothing but resentment and hatred toward you and you alone. i hope you suffer forever for making me endure this

[satan-offical]

I WANNA KISS A WOMAN !!

[fallen-d0ve]

????

[pixieuni]

@stuckinherdreamss thoughts?

[stuckinherdreamss]

i agree

[stuckinherdreamss]

got my period on christmas is this original sin

[stuckinherdreamss]

got my period on new year’s eve is this an omen

[stuckinherdreamss]

scientists: man i love when things are capable are doing things

[anonymousguystranger-deactivate]

Pepi exploded. In my face

[pixieinablazeofglory]

@stuckinherdreamss you with dr. pepper that one time

[stuckinherdreamss]

don’t spread misinformation this never happened i would never disrespect my pep like that

[pixieinablazeofglory]

nuh uh! the fridge in the hotel room in august. not technically your fault but it did happen!

[stuckinherdreamss]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

it was a very sad day for me and my pep

[anonymousguystranger-deactivate]

Pepi exploded. In my face

[pixieinablazeofglory]

@stuckinherdreamss you with dr. pepper that one time

[stuckinherdreamss]

don’t spread misinformation this never happened i would never disrespect my pep like that

[stuckinherdreamss]

pov you put green food dye in your spaghetti and your best friend is the love of your life

[pixieuni]

currently taking applications to be my soulmate!!

entry level position. resume appreciated but not mandatory.

salary: hugs and kisses

requirements: must think i am funny must worship me as your one and only true God

this is a highly competitive position so don't wait to apply!

[stuckinherdreamss]

letting everyone know this position is closed and has been closed for 8 years. if anyone tries to apply i’ll gut you like a fish <3

[stuckinherdreamss]

went to a haunted house and left with a mask kink

[pixieuni]

so i have this thing where i can really only sleep every other night; it's annoying but i really don't know how to fix it so i've just been rolling with it.

well, two nights ago was my no sleep night, right? and last night? also no dice!?

like wtf i thought we had a deal!?!?!?!?

[stuckinherdreamss]

it’s your karma

[pixieuni]

like karma akabane? or karma from bsd? or karma: song from hit series alien stage?

all good options methinks

[stuckinherdreamss]

karma for your sins

[pixieuni]

sins? like the seven homunculi from hit anime series fullmetal alchemist?

or do you mean the greatest sin of alchemy: human transmutation?

[stuckinherdreamss]

the sin of abandonment and betrayal committed long ago

[pixieuni]

oh you mean abandonment and betrayal long ago just like soukoku from hit anime series bungou stray dogs?

[stuckinherdreamss]

abandonment and betrayal of your betrothed

[pixieuni]

ah yes, i understand now. you mean abandonment and betrayal of your betrothed just like shen jiu to qiu haitang in hit series scum villain's self-saving system.

of course, shen jiu was 100% based for that and so am i.

[stuckinherdreamss]

i want you dead

[pixieuni]

so i have this thing where i can really only sleep every other night; it's annoying but i really don't know how to fix it so i've just been rolling with it.

well, two nights ago was my no sleep night, right? and last night? also no dice!?

like wtf i thought we had a deal!?!?!?!?

[stuckinherdreamss]

it’s your karma

[pixieuni]

like karma akabane? or karma from bsd? or karma: song from hit series alien stage?

all good options methinks

[stuckinherdreamss]

karma for your sins

[pixieuni]

sins? like the seven homunculi from hit anime series fullmetal alchemist?

or do you mean the greatest sin of alchemy: human transmutation?

[stuckinherdreamss]

the sin of abandonment and betrayal committed long ago

[pixieuni]

oh you mean abandonment and betrayal long ago just like soukoku from hit anime series bungou stray dogs?

[stuckinherdreamss]

abandonment and betrayal of your betrothed

[pixieuni]

so i have this thing where i can really only sleep every other night; it's annoying but i really don't know how to fix it so i've just been rolling with it.

well, two nights ago was my no sleep night, right? and last night? also no dice!?

like wtf i thought we had a deal!?!?!?!?

[stuckinherdreamss]

it’s your karma

[pixieuni]

like karma akabane? or karma from bsd? or karma: song from hit series alien stage?

all good options methinks

[stuckinherdreamss]

karma for your sins

[pixieuni]

sins? like the seven homunculi from hit anime series fullmetal alchemist?

or do you mean the greatest sin of alchemy: human transmutation?

[stuckinherdreamss]

the sin of abandonment and betrayal committed long ago

[pixieuni]

so i have this thing where i can really only sleep every other night; it's annoying but i really don't know how to fix it so i've just been rolling with it.

well, two nights ago was my no sleep night, right? and last night? also no dice!?

like wtf i thought we had a deal!?!?!?!?

[stuckinherdreamss]

it’s your karma

[pixieuni]

like karma akabane? or karma from bsd? or karma: song from hit series alien stage?

all good options methinks

[stuckinherdreamss]

karma for your sins