unity (joosts eurostar) @thejoostklein - Tumblr Blog

★ INTRO POST ★

unity. 23. they/he/it/she.

media: joost klein. parsalicious. joker out. käärijä. rpf. guitar pllaying. poetry.

dni: minors. maps. homophobes. xenophobes.

gods favorite power bottom.

unity.writes - my own stuff

unity.thinks - thoughts

parsa blog: @parsalicious.

joker out, käärijä & more: @multiunity

my PMs are always open. asks are open too.

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joostglazer

Oh! Okay!

oooglebooglezoogleloogle

ok have some artslop i did this week. apologies if posts will slow down a bit . thank u byeeeeeee

xpirittt

Joost is like such a peculiar Human Being like yes you’re so human like and realistic and detailed And i’m gonna Poke U apart Ok im Joking. Sort of ok Sometimes i feel very normal about Joost like yeah i’d love to have a random conversation with the dude And i’d show him my city or Something then sometimes i’m very Aggressive about this Silly Dude like i’m gonna squeeze him very much. Ok all with good spirit💜💜💜💜

starryeyedobsessions

Joost sings Nickelback

dat-zijn-pannenkoeken

"🫵🏻 Ken een mooie dame 👇🏻 stuurt me fotos van d'r voeten 🦶🏻 Ew 🖐🏻🤢 stop met dat 😑 Ze zegt me 'wat?' 🤷‍♀️ Stop contact 🫵🏻😠"

limbel

when youre reading smut and youre positive you have their entire geometry figured out but then someone grabs a knees that shouldn be there

future-crab

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

joost-etc

He’s just the best

joostswatermelon

Fem! Joost who is so excited to show you his new pair of panties...

Thinking thoughts doing things...

dat-zijn-pannenkoeken

Yessss!!

joostswatermelon

Me when I see someone say Joost fans are weird but I can't tell if they're talking about the real parasocial oddballs or my rpf writers in arms so I just don't interact

carryonlethegoodtimesroll

joostglazer

I love Joost so much that it hurts☹️☹️ like aww he is just my silly little boy and I would give him the world if he would needed it (it’s my first time writing anything here at all so I’m a little bit stressed and I hope it didn’t sounded weird because that was not my goal!)

He absolutely deserves the whole world omg!! He deserves that more than Anything!! He’s been through so much and comes out so strong and positive! And he’s so talented such a lovely guy!!

You didn’t sound weird at all anon! Please don’t be worried or stressed when sending asks!! I am so accepting I promise. As long as you follow the rules in my intro post, we’re cool!