Funny professor quotes, now linguistics themed:
“You can walk a goat but you cannot walk this noun”
“It’s not a person, it’s not a place, so it better be a thing or I won’t know how to classify the world and I will be scared”
“You can try to read it, but I have a PHD and reading it made me want to die”
“Can I be goating in the field? No.”
“Imperatives are weird, if I don’t know how they work, you certainly won’t”
“I don’t want it in your hearts I want it in your minds”
“People make noises all the time that aren’t sentences”
“We’re baking a delicious syntax cake”
“Yoda does constituency tests for fun”
“This is a triangle of laziness and this is the triangle of ignorance”
“You can’t utter an infinite sentence because you’ll die someday”
“I will call this sentence 1 and this one sentence b)”
“Should the professor steal the book? … Yes, books are expensive”
“There are many devourable things in the world, mostly nouns”
