The Maddy Experiment

This is a blog dedicated to the multiple hours a day that I, the mod, have to spend with a certain someone called Maddy. Compiled on this blog you will find both the actions and words of the prolific Maddy as they spends their days hanging out with me in the basement of the University and my house.

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“my dad once personified a rock that i kicked into a drain and said that it had worked along time to get to the surface and i still feel bad" 

-Maddy

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If I made a parody of Star Trek, I'd call it Space Hike *snort*

Maddy

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I won't switch out of this class if you promise to bring jelly-bellies every day

Maddy

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I don't like hockey

Maddy

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oh man guys i'm gonna go watch orphan is the new black

maddy

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[trips over a chair] Parkour!

Maddy

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Wait, they're making another Avengers?

Maddy

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Oh my kidney! Well, it felt like my kidney.

Maddy

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I wanted to go to the scotch tasting thing, 'cause there's a candy bar.

Maddy

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Don't get money it's not worth it. You spend it on magic cards and records, and sometimes food.

Maddy

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[Aggressively decorates my laptop with terrifying stickers]

Maddy

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You want me to listen to your penis?

Maddy

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NOOOOO GOD DAMN IT

Maddy, in reference to me posting the previous quote

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I wish I knew a joke. I only know a racist joke right now and I don't wanna tell it.

Maddy

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Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing on the internet?

Maddy, before rudely closing my laptop over my hands, forcing it to hibernate 

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I guess getting that apple out of the bag wasn't a snapple. Oh, God, how do you let me behave like this in public?

Maddy, on me and my lack of ability to get my apple out of the plastic bag

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I wish I could write my history essay on Victorian lunatic asylums, I know a lot about that.

Maddy