There will be only everything that I consider vulgar and stupid
if you want to send a request, it's better to send it to mots-based account @mazal22
Good luck everyone ! (*´ڡ`●)
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There will be only everything that I consider vulgar and stupid
if you want to send a request, it's better to send it to mots-based account @mazal22
Good luck everyone ! (*´ڡ`●)
Marlon: So... how do you know how to use a sword?
Farmer: Well.. eh.. is it a inherited?
A farmer who really just played a lot of video games and watched video on youtube
farmers gather in the center and discuss the latest news
Andy : "What about you, buddy? How are you doing?"
Farmer: "I made friends with wizards and now I can do magic stuff"
Everybody : "..."
Farmer:
farmers gather in the center and discuss the latest news
Andy : "What about you, buddy? How are you doing?"
Farmer: "I made friends with wizards and now I can do magic stuff"
Everybody : "..."
Farmer:
guys...two Lance and i have bad headcanons for this ehehe..
Headcanons for two Lance SFW/NSFW
So, two Lance,right?
Right.
As we all understood, he did it only for the purpose of not refusing Grandma Evelyn and her cookies (thanks for @bored-farmer and @studentinpursuitofclouds )
If the farmer is just friends with Lance, then it comes down to jokes and a couple of teasing from the sides of the two now Lance, nothing more
But if the farmer is married to him or just dating, then oh, God bless him
Every single day, these two will do something to make the farmer either laugh or breathe hard at what they allow themselves.
Hugs from the back and from the front, and it turns out to be a damn sandwich
Of course, Lance knows his limits and stops when he sees that this already brings discomfort to his beloved partner.
NSFW
Yeah, my favorite and least favorite side of "evil laughter"
- For starters, all I can say is that I don't think Lance will end up sharing sex with a clone because he finds it too intimate and personal. But once it comes to this..
It's not just that sometimes two Lance did a "sandwich" hug. If this happens at home or at his outpost, they will start massaging the farmer's skin at the same time to make it clear what they are both getting at.
And they both require a lot of attention, so let's wish the farmer good luck
More bites and hickeys several times
Double penetration guaranteed, I don't make the rules
Maybe Lance's clone is a little more playful, and due to this alone, he will speak rather dirty and vulgar. Although the real Lance is not so eloquent
Definitely cum at the same time
But even after that, it can last a few rounds.
here it is, an account for everything that I have once again on my mind about sve...
there will be all sorts of stupid crap about my farmers and about all the other characters ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
guys...two Lance and i have bad headcanons for this ehehe..
Headcanons for two Lance SFW/NSFW
So, two Lance,right?
Right.
As we all understood, he did it only for the purpose of not refusing Grandma Evelyn and her cookies (thanks for @bored-farmer and @studentinpursuitofclouds )
If the farmer is just friends with Lance, then it comes down to jokes and a couple of teasing from the sides of the two now Lance, nothing more
But if the farmer is married to him or just dating, then oh, God bless him
Every single day, these two will do something to make the farmer either laugh or breathe hard at what they allow themselves.
Hugs from the back and from the front, and it turns out to be a damn sandwich
Of course, Lance knows his limits and stops when he sees that this already brings discomfort to his beloved partner.
NSFW
Yeah, my favorite and least favorite side of "evil laughter"
- For starters, all I can say is that I don't think Lance will end up sharing sex with a clone because he finds it too intimate and personal. But once it comes to this..
It's not just that sometimes two Lance did a "sandwich" hug. If this happens at home or at his outpost, they will start massaging the farmer's skin at the same time to make it clear what they are both getting at.
And they both require a lot of attention, so let's wish the farmer good luck
More bites and hickeys several times
Double penetration guaranteed, I don't make the rules
Maybe Lance's clone is a little more playful, and due to this alone, he will speak rather dirty and vulgar. Although the real Lance is not so eloquent
Definitely cum at the same time
But even after that, it can last a few rounds.