Stupid Local News

Stupid local news. Stupid people doing stupid things, news which isn't, baffling inclusions on local news sites, utter nonsense.

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Rare ashy crow caught puffing away in city park

A rare ash-coloured crow has been captured with a cigarette in its mouth in Norwich's Bowthorpe Southern Park.

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Parish council row over bench leads to 'sectarian' divide between two villages

A parish council debate over where to place a new park bench has led to an extraordinary 'sectarian' row which has divided the authority - w

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Seagull captured eating rat in north Glasgow area 'overrun' with pests

Michael has captured multiple incidents of rats since the problem was brought to light, with residents still regularly finding the disease-r

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Daughter of England football manager opens café in market town

Nancy Venables, daughter of former England football manager, has opened a new café in north Norfolk.

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Snake measuring 51 inches on the loose in Blackpool

An escaped snake appears to be on the loose in Blackpool after its skin was found.

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French Bulldog rescued after getting head and front legs stuck in metal railings

Two-and-a-half year old Bella was freed by a crew from Tyne and Wear Fire and Rescue Service

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Truth of 'new' M57 speed camera that caught '160 cars in an hour'

National Highways has issued an update

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17 famous celebrities from Lytham St Annes, from Bill Beaumont to Cheryl Fergison

Our corner of the world has produced many famous faces through the years and these are the ones from Lytham

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The 13 popular YouTube stars your kids might be watching on their own

The names you need to know 👇

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Missing parrot 'Jobby' found in Glasgow maternity unit having a nap

The bird escaped his home in the south side during the early hours on Saturday leaving owner Apsi Witana heartbroken. She is now relieved after being reunited with her beloved pet.

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Witch sets up shop selling £20 spells in former village sorting office

Witch Claire Brett has set up a business in a former village sorting office selling her spells.

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New tribute honours man who tended hens at famous Chicken Roundabout for decades

For decades he tended to chickens living on a Norfolk roundabout.

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‘I thought he was dead!’: Hungry hedgehog found sound asleep in food bowl

Melanie Geran, from Downham Market, was surprised to come across this hungry hedgehog fast asleep in a feeding station.

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Mysterious fish which landed in garden dies after week in doctor's home

Dr Ben Beska found fame on X, formerly known as Twitter, ashe documented his efforts to care for a fish which appeared in his garden, but he

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I tried the air fryer meal that's divided the internet - here's what it's really like

People have strong opinions on this one.

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Norfolk pub forced to stop using part of its garden... because of bird droppings

The King's Arms at Shouldham hopes to cut back a walnut tree in its garden because of pigeon droppings.