Funny Little Things My Significant Others Say

Quotes from @wavingflower and @alex25199 CHECK OUT THEIR BLOGS: @stupidquotesfrommygirlfriends and @stupidquotesfrommygaybies :D

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“You only want me for my sleep.”

- @wavingflower 12.12.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“I may not know how fast I’m going, but at least I’m going.”

- @alex25199 11.30.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“Quoth the raven, ‘you’re a bitch,’

You can quote me on that.”

- @wavingflower 11.25.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“Seaser things of stranger three.”

- @wavingflower 8.23.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“My longs are armer-”

- @wavingflower 10.24.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“Oh my god, my fucking foundation.”

- @wavingflower 9.4.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“I smack your ass with love.

You can quote me on that.”

- @wavingflower 11.15.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

*In his sleep*

“I’ll get the ceiling.”

- @wavingflower 10.15.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“You don’t even wear tequila.”

- @alex25199 6.11.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

Me: I had fun with you today.

Her: hnnnng

- @alex25199 5.6.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“Where are my friends?”

- @wavingflower 4.1.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“Don’t touch me. Yeet.” *smacks my hand*

- @alex25199 2.28.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

*sniffs me*

“Don’t make me sniff you.”

@wavingflower 2.28.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

*trying to pronounce a fancy dessert name*

“It’s Latalian.”

- @wavingflower 2.28.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“I have to go shave my lips-”

- @alex25199 2.25.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“That’s what I usually mess up how.”

- @wavingflower 2.22.19

[stupidquotesfrommydatemates]

“Are you for fucking kidding me?”

- @wavingflower 2.17.19