*Whimpers*
This is the jumping spider Neobrettus tibialis photographed in Indonesia by wildsumatra on iNaturalist.
Dorsal view by the same photographer:
And from the side:
almost home
Three Goblin Art
macklin celebrini has autism
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
todays bird
dirt enthusiast
Stranger Things

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

shark vs the universe
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sade Olutola

Origami Around
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trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
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*Whimpers*
This is the jumping spider Neobrettus tibialis photographed in Indonesia by wildsumatra on iNaturalist.
Dorsal view by the same photographer:
And from the side:
me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?
I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for "Edgelord" but theirs translates to "8th grader"
it's not even '8th grader' it's even funnier. chunibyo is eighth grade syndrome. like explicitly a diagnosis. i diagnose you with edgelord
everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*
unexpectedly sexy part of the Sinners credits. we LOVE a thoroughly sourced film.
Dr Chireau was my college religion professor! She’s also the reason I was the hoodoo consultant on the Sinners/Fortnite crossover.
achilles in hades:
eeesh 😬 advice? i don't know lad, this is a little above my pay grade. i mean, a hydra? i really just fought humans most of the time. a river once i guess. but that was a fluke. what im saying is you're doing things i could have NEVER done at your age ❤️ which also means i have no idea what advice to give you. what's important is that i love and support you always and believe in you.
odysseus in hades 2:
yeah basically if you stay in the bottom left corner of the map you should be good, there's less environmental damage you can take there but obviously if you're worried abt it, just triggering all the traps at the start of the fight never hurts. your build looks fine, i know everyone hypes up divine dash but tbh i don't think you need it for every run, it just helps to have. once you memorize the attack patterns the fight isnt that bad, pretty easy compared to the late game. here, have 100 dollars
i can never stop myself from swearing "jesus christ" in character when playing ttrpgs so my workaround for this has been that in every setting i run there is a different historical catastrophe that's always caused by a different guy but in each case, coincidentally, his name was jesus christ, so there's always a diegetic reason why people use that exclamation like a curse.
in my old spelljammer campaign jesus christ was a gnome who fucked up during the construction of a space elevator between two orbit-locked planets, causing them to collide and costing the space bridge company 51 quintillion gold in resurrection costs and restitutive damages, which i think merits people 90 years later still using your name like it means "fuck me, this sure is a pickle"
sometimes in a new game or even a one-shot, a canny player who's been at my table before will pre-emptively ask me "so who's jesus christ?"
average ttrpg conversation on the internet apparently
"Tabletop advice! The rest of your group are full-fledged human beings with Thoughts and Ideas, and you can collaborate with them to have a better time together!"
"What about me? I play with a group consisting exclusively of abominable homunculi I fashioned from barbed wire and endowed with the spirits of spite demons who can only experience joy if they are actively tormenting me. I keep them in a trapdoor under the basement when we're not having sessions and so we never discuss the campaign out of game, either"
"I think... you should consider Pathfinder 2E instead of D&D fifth edition?"
"Hi, barbed wire homunculus here. I take issue with the notion that my ideas should be respected because as mentioned above, I am genuinely a being wrought from pain and malice. Given the chance, I would actually just eat all the dice and defecate on my DM's priceless limited edition sourcebook collection dating back to the first printing of Little Wars by H.G. Wells, because I genuinely despise them for the profane act of creating me, and also because I want to play Captain Laser Guns in our current campaign of Mud Peasant Misery 4th edition."
"...I hear Pathfinder 2E has rules that might help with this?"
"Ok so one of my homunculi has exploited game mechanics to construct a railgun composed of undead peasants accelerating an object to supersonic speeds using creative interpretations of game mechanics, and is currently extorting world leaders for massive riches with the threat of its superweapon, which is really messing with setting balance.
The second homunculus walked away from the party on session 1 with its character, The Eternal Wanderer, built to have no need to rest and be able to walk continuously in a straight line forever, even traversing oceans when needed. I am running out of map for them to walk on.
The THIRD homunculus has stacked up so many charisma buffs that they've become the leader of a fascist party and is mobilizing an increasingly radicalized nation to attack neighboring states.
Any suggestions on plot hooks to get the campaign back on track? We're running Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden btw"
"Hm, this is pretty complicated, but GURPS has rules for most of this!"
"Point them to the nearest mud pit that plays FATAL and lose their contact information."
"The homunculi are bound to my soul by the sins i committed in their construction, the only way I can avoid playing games with them is to release the bindings and undo their abominable existence entirely"
"So... do that?"
"no."
"Why not?"
"I fear that if I unbind them, I could never create any more homunculi that could fill the void their absence would create. Besides which, any other homunculi would be equally spiteful and full of malice. The horrible barbs of THESE homunculi are at least familiar to me, a known quantity of suffering that adds stability to my life despite the torment."
"... I don't think a different TTRPG system will fix this problem."
**Featherlight (Meg Merchant)** originated as a minor NPC in my long-running teen superhero TTRPG campaign, but grew into a major character in the storyline and in my heart. She's the living incarnation of the celestial Raptor Missile. Raya Sarkar (@rabbitbucket on Bluesky and Instagram) brought her to life!
The legendary Karuṭaṉ is associated with various real-world species of eagles and kites, but Featherlight and her costume are specifically based on the black-winged kite of South and Southeast Asia (Elanus caeruleus vociferus).
Cnetizens: What's with the two busy clams? Other Cnetizens: to add some flavor (Shantou汕头 have leveled up from lion dance to lobster dance)
lesbian of victory. and yea. it’s a animal
I have great news
small but mighty...
Awww!!!
... but then I think about it & it probably takes a LOT of skill for dude-man to do that & make it look legit.
Props, my guy, for not only bringing kiddo such joy WHILE managing to look super cool at the same time.
👍 Very impressive!
to do it, to make it look legit, and to not hurt the kid. He's flipping hos WHOLE BODY around that child and the child is never nudged by any force stronger than a strong breeze. Even when the kid is lifted up in the air, that kid is supported and moved SO gently and SO safely. That guy is totally in control even when he's upside down and backwards!
best part about this video is everyone in the replies like "bullshit, this is fake. i bet i could beat that kid"
Hey Alex, could you talk about what each of the Barons are like? Like what separates Samedi from La Kwa and Cimitiere? Thanks
Hi,
So, there is often a lot of confusion about Bawons, because there are a lot of them. There are also personal Bawons specific to bitasyon (since many families inter on their own land) and family.
Bawon Samdi is often considered the oldest Bawon. He is the big boss of all the Gede and he is the Bawon who selects which abandoned souls will become Gede. He has a special relationship with Agwe, who brings souls anba dlo after they die.
Bawon Simityè is the boss of the cemetary he is interred at. Each cemetary will have a Bawon Simityè; he is the first man buried in the cemetary and he oversees all the comings and goings, along with the Brijit of the cemetary, who is the first woman buried there. He is the one who can allow or disallow spiritual work there, including if a priest or boko can take souls as zonbi. In Haiti, all ceremonies have a huge central cross, and that belongs to Simityè; many folks say that Bawon Lakwa is another name for Simityè, as the kwa of the cemetery is Simityè's so talking to the Bawon of the cross is talking to Simityè.
Bawon Kriminel is overseer of all the souls who were criminals in life. He oversees justice; you can bring a case in front of him for judgement and he will discipline who he feels is wrong in the situation or excuse someone if their behavior was justified. He is found at or near the grave of the first criminal interred in the cemetery, and will have his own cross in his area.
Bawon Kadach/Kadash is a mean Bawon who doesn't tend to like people and will do whatever bad work is given to them. This Bawon is the first person in the cemetary who was left there because they have no family and were forgotten; their identity is lost and their body was lost, too...likely not even placed in a grave, but abandoned on the ground and likely scattered. They can be found in the area of the cemetery that is not well taken care of, and their cross (if there is one) is often surrounded by trash. This is the only Bawon that could potentially be a woman, but no one would ever know because whomever the first person left there who was forgotten is lost to time. Some people say this Bawon is someone who was murdered in the cemetery or was murdered and then left in the cemetery.
Bawon Lorand is a happy and good-natured Bawon. He is often considered to be the first farmer, gardener, or other person who worked agriculture to be buried in the cemetery, and many folks say he will have died in his garden or field. He is a good and compassionate judge, and is often the Bawon of last resort; if Simityè and Kriminel and Samdi say no (and Kadach will almost always say no) and you have a good heart and good intentions, it is Lorand who will take your case.
It can be difficult to find these Bawon outside of Haiti, because we do not mark areas and graves like are done there, and our cemeteries are comparatively massive.
Also, things like who the Bawon was in life contribute to who they are after they pass to the next life. For example, in one of the towns that my husband's family is from, the first man interred in the cemetery was completely deaf. No work can be done in that cemetery because the Bawon of that cemetery cannot hear anyone calling him.
Hope this helps!
Announcing Streets of Jade: the Green Bone Saga RPG
Sharp blades. Sharp suits. A sacred stone granting mythic martial prowess. Fonda Lee, Evil Hat Productions, and I offer you a clean blade.
Wǔxiá action meets gangster warfare in Streets of Jade: the Green Bone Saga RPG. Swear fealty to the clan & join the playtest! evilh.at/soj-playtest
On the streets of Janloon, capital of Kekon, Green Bone warriors wield the might of jade. The stone given by the gods confers heroic power from wǔxiá legend—power that may addict or corrupt. In a world war’s wake, a feud between two Green Bone clans threatens to boil over into global conflict.
As street warlords, sword witches, spymasters, captains of industry, or state operatives, lead your clan on the battlefield or in the shadows. Pledge your life to a great clan or found your own upstart. Ally with foreign governments or syndicates, or betray them before they betray you.
Set right before the events of Aurora- and World Fantasy Award-winning Jade City, Streets of Jade expands the Paragon system (Agon, Deathmatch Island) with new systems for faction politics, squad combat, and fighting styles; and new lore detailing Kekon and the world beyond from Fonda Lee herself.
Also featuring text, consulting, and design from Lex Leone, Sen-Foong Lim, Sophia Babai, Mary Rose Valentine, Guan Un, Lydia Suen, Carly Ho, Cris Viana, and Jacky Leung—and that art's by Hannah Elizabeth!
Read Lin Codega's's interview with me and Fonda at Rascal News:
James Mendez Hodes and Fonda Lee discuss the nuances of adapting the bestselling Green Bone Saga for a tabletop RPG.
Whether you're a GBS vet, gangster fiction maven, wǔxiá fan, devotee of Asian stories, or a newcomer to the series (we're good about spoilers!), Fonda & I can't wait to meet you on the streets of jade.
there is a medium amount of historical debate about the purpose of polish winged hussars’ giant saddle-mounted wings. but the more i read about them, the less surprised i am that they did, well, anything
gonna start saying “The Predator would ignore you” as an insult