Stupid Toy Pictures

Your daily dose of stupid toy pictures. When I'm not taking stupid toy pictures, I'm making shiny things. Sundays feature posts by my fellow toy-collector partner Schala. She also makes crafty things.

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If you're new here... don't worry about it.

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Heeeeyyyy Tumblr what the fuck.

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You will not convince me otherwise.

ETA: Turns out, my post is in content label review! They sure haven't gotten back to me about the others yet! :)))))

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Just enjoying this beautiful day. No clue how many neighbors watched me take this picture.

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Full disclosure: a breeze from the open window knocked the paper bag mask askew right before I took the picture and... I had to keep it. gflhkj

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Amusing myself endlessly and so on.

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Finally getting to moving some larger things around and I happened to notice this unintentional scene while I was rearranging. Directing a Final Battle From a Couch With Donuts.

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Do not speak to me or my sparkling ever again.

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*cough*

Making more progress with less cursing in CoM than I was in Re:CoM, so fine. Beautiful pixel art and animation wins again, etc.

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Just over here making myself laugh as per usual.

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...Well. I mean. Do you think I'm just going to say no to a plush Ravage who looks like an angry kitten? More pics (and shop link) under the cut.

Just the biggest hangry kitten energy I have ever seen in a plush. And it's Ravage! No I will not count them again.

Kinda flat, kinda fat, all plush perfection, plus designed as a shoulder sitter so technically he could follow me everywhere. ...I really need to design a shoulder harness for Lynxie. He's also somehow an officially licensed plush from Symbiote Studios, and in my case signing up for the mailing list got me a $5 discount code, which is why he is in my hands in the first place.

(Pro-Tip: if his teeth are a little wildly off angle out of the package, they are felt and a little bit of bending and gentle heat with a clean glue gun tip to set is all you need to get them to look like teeth again.)

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This is not funny, and yet.

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...Existential program crisis.

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Starting controversy.

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I've been going through my Blokees backlog since I just purchased Shining Version Perceptor. Who is far and away my fave from the regular size models because - 1. Perceptor

2. He comes with a "I fear the wounds are fatal" speech bubble.

3. He comes with Optimus Prime's death bed so you can recreate the whole damn scene.

And since I just so happened to pull '86 Movie Optimus from the same line, I had to put them together because yes. And also no, but mostly yes.

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Too hot for newer console games, so... gambling it is!

(Those are of course Crim's FFXV playing cards.)

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Valid.