Makeup-$ex

Tumblin Since: January 9th 2011

[bratsquad]

[unshrink]

Hi

[vinstage]

[nudygoon]

[elimudskipper69]

Idk what my gender is, but of you get a crush on me it makes you gay

[jasperislington]

“CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN!!

[freegucci-deactivated20150516]

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.

[twentiesordie]

preach

[star-anise]

Adults:  You just need to hit the pavement, knock on some doors, call the hiring manager!

Every job application ever:  PLEASE NO UNSOLICITED VISITS OR PHONE CALLS.

[lemonsharks]

Fact: Our reception pool forwards the names of people who call unsolicited on to HR, who puts the names on a DO NOT HIRE, CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS list.

[fuckyeahdash]

[1hex3-deactivated20170405]

[luxgalador]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

talkin to ur crush like

[markohppus-deactivated20130702]

if you don’t drink

you’re not better than people who do

if you do drink

you’re not better than people who don’t

if you don’t smoke

you’re not better than people who do

if you smoke

you’re not better than people who don’t

if you wear crocs

there’s no help for you i’m sorry

[slave2beauty]

[felixjapan-deactivated20180529]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays.”

[2complx-deactivated20161228]

You gotta always treat your girl like you’re still trynna win her

[i-want-spankings]

If not, wtf are you even doing?

[linesx]

[rosyy-coosy]