Welcome to Athens, [ADONIS]! It looks like they [DO] remember their past life as a God. It is said that [HE/HIM] has [CHARM] but is also [NAIVE]. Apparently they look like [MICHAEL EVANS BEHLING] and theyβre [CISMALE].Β
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@stvnner
Welcome to Athens, [ADONIS]! It looks like they [DO] remember their past life as a God. It is said that [HE/HIM] has [CHARM] but is also [NAIVE]. Apparently they look like [MICHAEL EVANS BEHLING] and theyβre [CISMALE].Β
rageunturnedβ:
βby the time you get to listen to Sir Ramsey The Cook, youβll have to freestyle either way,β they laugh as they lean over the counter, stealing a bite off of the bowl with cut up tomatoes. they lick off their fingers and yeah, they havenβt done much work other than move the salt two inches for Adonis to reach, or refill their glasses of water. but then again, the kitchen would definitelyΒ burn if they got their hand on any sort of kitchen utensil, so it really was for the best for them to sit this one out.Β βyes i am, youβre not doing thatΒ bad, come on, start chopping up the garlic, otherwise youβll never catch up, go, go!βΒ they cheer.
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βHeβs just talking way too fast,β Adonis whines, throwing in more herbs in a bowl. He doesnβt even know if theyβre the right ones and since they all smell good and look the same, he figures it doesnβt hurt to top everything off with an abundance of rosemary if things go awry. Grateful that he has his friend over to witness this disasterΒ of a meal, he laughs at their cheer, grabbing the bulb and flattening it with his palm.Β βYou know, youβre doing great for an assistant,β he teases, laughing as he minces the garlic.Β βBut a betterΒ assistant would do more than just sit around. Letβs open up a bottle of wine. I think the recipe calls for it but I donβt know where. Maybe it goes to the chef?β
stvnnerβ:
CLOSED / @theaphroditeaβ
Thereβs a pumpkin in one hand and a knife in the other. Adonis turns towards the other with a pleading look on his face.Β βThereβs this competition,β he starts, thinking of how to sellΒ a pumpkin-carving contest.Β βAnd my neighbor has this kid. Ten year old. His nameβs Jimmy. Kind of an asshole.β Heβs rambling now but he tries to keep his game-face on.Β βLong story short. I bet him ten bucks that I can make a way better pumpkin than he can. Wanna help a guy out?β
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Β Β Β Β Β βWhy are you making bets with kids in your neighbourhood, babe?β Aphrodite asked her friend with a light laugh. It did seem like something Adonis would do, of course, but it was still hard not to give a little laugh at how serious he seemed about it.Β βI do not know if I can morally help you defeat a ten year old child. Seems like two adults against a little kid is maybe unfair?β
Β Β Β Β Β Β βDo you really think victory will feel as good if you know I helped you?β she asked, her own hand on the pumpkin she had picked for herself, smaller and all white so it matched her hair and would look cuter in photos.Β βBesides, why is your neighbourhood even having a Pumpkin-Carving contest? Have you had some Americans move onto your street?β
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Adonis can only pout, picturing the child laughing at him in mockery.Β βItβs all about pride,β he reasons though he knows it really is more about wounded egoΒ if anything.Β βHe wonβt know someoneβs helping me out. Plus Iβm pretty sure heβll have someone on his side, too. Kid looks like he still needs help putting pants on.β The grumbling may have pushed on a more childish tone, but Adonis is still grumpy about the whole thing.
βIβm sure the victory will be more on seeing his smug face cry.β He doesnβt mean it -- or at least he doesnβt mean it in its entirety. Adonis is just feeling put out.Β βThey call it their vacation home,β he explains.Β βI donβt understand why mor-- people need more than one home. Why bother getting one when youβre just going to use another?βΒ
apategraceβ:
Apate didnβt answer right away. She had to wait to hear the camera shutter click before turning to him.Β βI mean you can climb the mountain, I think,β she said,Β βBut I donβt think it takes you where you want to go.β Her hair was pulled back into a long sleek ponytail and her make up was still perfect. She had chipped a nail though.Β
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βWhere would that lead us?β Adonis whips his head towards the other, the idea of actually climbing the mountain itself the only thing he wants to do right at this very second.Β βBecause where else would Olympus be, right? Just go straight up! If thereβs anything else up there, it should be just as good.β Heβs getting more and more excited now; is there really a chance for him to go home?Β βHow much climbing equipment do you think weβd need?β
worstnemesisβ:
βYeahβ¦β She was hesitant to even answer as she knew the other god and what his intentions could be, though, assuming them now, she never could expect anything anymore. Nemesis lifted a brow back at him with a slight tilted angle of her expression.Β βWhy?β She questioned all too quickly, before holding out her hand to him as well without much thought.Β βI think it must mean that you carry your hands with you anywhere, and thus, should know them better than anything else. Yetβ¦most donβt stop and learn to appreciate the beauty in their own hands, and perhaps thatβs what leads them astray; that you should know better, butβ¦you donβt.β
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Adonis merely shrugs and finally takes his eyes off of his hand. Heβs not sure how his train of thought took its way from catching up with the goddess to the idiom. His attention shifts back towards Nemesis, taking the hand that she holds out.Β βYou carry your feet with you, too, so why donβt they say feet? Or your hair? Or your face?β Her words still run through his mind as he tries to comprehend how it takes on the saying heβs still mulling over. Nemesis has always been the more profound one between the two of them and her words, while beautiful, need a little more time to resonate.Β βSpeaking of beauty in my own hand,β Adonis smiles, giving her a squeeze.Β βTell me. When are we able to go back home? I like it here but I donβt. Does that make sense?β
CLOSED / @mountebanksβ
The library is quiet -- a little too quiet for Adonisβ liking but itβs the most secretive spot he could think of; that and heβs not really much of a books guy so no one will think to look for him there.Β βI miss home,β he admits, head leaning back against one of the shelves. A quick glance at the titles and heβs about eighty four percent sure theyβre in some poetry section.Β βDonβt get me wrong. I like the people here. I just -- I donβt know. Am I being silly?βΒ
CLOSED / @theaphroditeaβ
Thereβs a pumpkin in one hand and a knife in the other. Adonis turns towards the other with a pleading look on his face.Β βThereβs this competition,β he starts, thinking of how to sellΒ a pumpkin-carving contest.Β βAnd my neighbor has this kid. Ten year old. His nameβs Jimmy. Kind of an asshole.β Heβs rambling now but he tries to keep his game-face on.Β βLong story short. I bet him ten bucks that I can make a way better pumpkin than he can. Wanna help a guy out?β
CLOSED / @rageunturnedβ
βSo do we listen to Gordon Ramsey or are we free styling here?β His kitchen is a mess, but Adonis has always wanted to find passionΒ in something and who else serves passionΒ other than the king of Hellβs Kitchen himself? The speaker bursts with obscenities regarding some type of sauce but Adonis is still steps behind. Heβs just happy that nothingβs burning yet. In any case, the fire extinguisher is nearby. βAre you still willing to be my taste-tester?β
CLOSED / @apategraceβ
Thereβs no shame in indulging oneself and so when Adonis decides to try something new, he figures inviting someone he knows to share the experience would make it even more fun.Β βCome on,β he urges the other, bright smile clear on his features.Β βPretend weβre climbing back to Olymp -- wait a minute. Can we actually do that?β The answer is probably noΒ considering how theyβre rock-climbing inside a sports store, but the question still deserves to be asked.
CLOSED / @worstnemesisβ
Adonis extends his arm, brows furrowing in concentration as he really takes in the back of his hand.Β βYou know that saying,β he addresses his companion though his sole focus is elsewhere.Β βI know it like the back of my hand?β He tries in vain to etch it into memory.Β βWait. Give me your hand. Maybe itβll work with yours.β The young god looks at the other expectantly as if the answers to all his problems are there.Β βOr do you think hand means something else?β
goldenchildapolloβ:
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Nostrils flaring, Apollo whipped their head around to glare daggers at Adonis.Β βYouβ¦ How is it possible that I, in all my glory, am rendered to a slobbering adolescent by such a dunce? You frustrate me. I hate you.β Each insult was followed by a smack of Apolloβs hand to Adonisβ muscular biceps.
Yet immediately after the assault, they smoothed over the muscle, caressing and soothing.Β βI am sorry, I didnβt mean to do that, there-there.β Yet somehow, it seemed like they were apologizing to the body they found so gorgeous rather than Adonis himself.Β βDo whatever you want, I care not.β They sighed, giving up, hands reluctantly leaving the other man.Β βCome, my beddable blockhead, I am hungry. Hide me behind your hulking form while I stuff my face with cake.β They let out a pitiful sob, craving something sweet to curb their annoyance with.Β
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βYou donβt slobber,β Adonis points out and is about to make a comparison with dogs he hasΒ seen and befriended, but is then reduced to a stricken-stance by the otherβs words.Β βYou hate me?β At once heβs about to apologize for something he may or may not have done; he has quite the tendency to not be overly-aware of how he perceives things sometimes and that has cost him the ire of some.Β
As quick as he is to almost start pouting, Apollo retracts and still, Adonis waits for them to release him before quickly swinging his arm to pull them by his side.Β βYou talk too fast,β is what he ends up saying because he can only keep up so much.Β βBut I think you said cake so thatβs what Iβm going to get us.β He pulls them along towards the far-end of the room where he thinksΒ the refreshments would be.Β βDo you think they have red-velvet? A mortal showed me once and Iβm telling you, Apollo, itβs the best thing Iβve ever put in my mouth.β
@stvnnerβ - event starterΒ
βOh my dear.β They said, covering thair mouth for a moment at the sight of the other.Β βThis just simply wonβt do.β They said, continuing to be cryptic to the beautiful man before them before scampering off out of sight for a moment before fluttering back infront of the other, a little flower in their hands.Β βfor your lapel.β Iris said with a smile.Β βMay I?βΒ
Before Adonis can even sayΒ anything, heβs left alone and while he gets his brain to process at whatβs happening, the other is back with a flower before them. He looks on, confused, and a bit nervous at what it would be but heβs seen flowersΒ before. Surely they wouldnβt be too dangerous, could they?Β βGo for it,β he beams, shucking off his coat-jacket to hand to the other. Adonis didnβt want to ask just where the lapel would be and figures this is the safest bet.Β βI didnβt quite catch your name, actually.β
worstnemesisβ:
It was a long shot, but Nemesis seemed to have made her rounds to others, so she couldnβt leave Adonis out of the mix, and since he was so thick, she knew sheβd have to be extra patient with him.Β βNoβ¦Thatβs not what Iββ She paused, hearing his whispers before rolling her eyes with a huff.Β βNo, itβs not a sex thing. Itβs justβ¦a thing thing. You areβ¦really into yourself, arenβt you? Like justβ¦a thing of wonder?β
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βA thing-thing,β he repeats, nodding as if heβs understood. Things are things and if things are thing-things, then it should be a big thing. βSo not sex.β Adonis practically beamsΒ at what he perceives to be a compliment.Β βAw, thanks, Nemesis,β he pulls out theΒ aww-shucksΒ duck of his head.Β βIβm not a wonderΒ but itβs nice of you to think so.β Itβs not that Adonisβ self esteem needs a little push -- or anyΒ at all -- but itβs nice for someone to notice him every once in a while.Β βI think youβreΒ a thing of wonder.β
@stvnnerβ .
Β Β Β βi canβt believe the muses put something so spectacularΒ together!β the words spilling from her lips as she sat down at one of the many tables. harmonia set down her empty glass, the softest of huffs passing from her as she turned to the company she joined.Β βadonis? are you really here? the muses must have quiet the way to find people!β
Adonis mirrors the goddessβ excitement, finding himself to be gracedΒ with an invitation to the event though he did still hide from a certain war god just to be certain it isnβt a trap.Β βHarmonia,β he greets the other with a warm smile and a salute of his drink.Β βI must say, the muses did take me by surprise but I couldnβt just say no to all of this.β He gestures around the room, still taking in the festivities of it all.Β βAre you here alone? Come sit by me. Iβll be sure to be good company.β
βSo tell me, darling,β Dionysus began before taking a sip of his champagne.Β βWhen am I going to find love? Who will be the one?β
@stvnnerβ
Adonis looks at Dionysus with a multitude of questions in his eyes, but he answer the godβs with one of his own.Β βShouldnβt Aphrodite know the answer to that?β Mentions of her name still leave him flusteredΒ -- in so far as images of boarΒ creeps up on his mind.Β βDid -- did you want me to ask her?β
goldenchildapolloβ:
Apolloβs usually beaming, animated expression was dull and vacant, parted lips pressed against the crystal of the glass they were holding up, but not drinking from; instead, they just breathed against the ornate glass while they gazed away into the distance. Their lashes fluttered as they fought an eye roll when Adonis spoke.
βHush, you gorgeous dolt. Donβt speak, so I can keep on pretending that your presence is actually in some way enriching, and does more than just arouse me.β They shot him a glare, finally downing their drink.
βThank you?β Apolloβs response conjures up even more confusion. Adonis is left frowning, then slightly smiling, then back to furrowed brows as he tries to decipher if heβs been insulted or not.Β βSo do I talk or do I just --,β he waves his arm around to encompass the general idea of doing somethingΒ because thatβs what heβs yet to do at this party: something, anything thatΒ would keep him entertained.Β
He follows the other in finishing the rest of his drink, scrunching his nose up at the aftertaste.Β βYou know, someone should make a drink out of berries.β A pause and then --.Β βNo wait, thatβs wine, isnβt it? Maybe we should make our own wine.β
CLOSED / @goldenchildapolloβ
Adonis inspects his glass carefully, taking tiny sips because thatβsΒ classy, right?Β βHow do these get us drunk,β he asks his companion, eyes narrowing at the liquid.Β βDoes it attack our insides? I donβt think Iβm comfortable with that.β