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Stuff that was totally said in High School Story, Hollywood U and Play Choices. Or not.

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After the hoedown

MC: More?

Sawyer/Juliette/Dallas/Asha: Nah. I'm full.

MC: I wasn't talking about the food.

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I’m afraid I’ve done many things in my life that I’m not proud of… no, no I’m proud of most of them.

Victus [to the Roman Republic]

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MC: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Thomas: I got a solid eight minutes.

Thomas: Not consecutively but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Maria: Emma?

Emma: Here.

Maria: Punk ass bitch named Koh?

Koh: Uh, the ‘punk ass bitch’ part is silent.

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Maxwell: Do you really want to know how I got injured?

Bertrand: Yes.

Maxwell: I was hula hooping. MC and I attended a class for fitness and fun.

Bertrand: Oh my god.

Maxwell: I’ve mastered all the moves: the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Bertrand: Why are you telling me this?

Maxwell: Because no one will ever believe you.

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Matt: I love memes

Thomas: Is meme short for memories?

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MC: There's more? Violet, this is too much.

Violet: Nonsense, it was just a lot of time and a lot of money.

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I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.

Crash

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Hana: Happy Turkey Day.

Maxwell: Yes! Right out of the gate.

Hana: What? What’s going on?

MC: We’re playing Lee Bingo, Thanksgiving edition.

Liam: Everyone filled out their cards with possible Hana-related scenarios.

Drake: First to bingo gets 100 euros.

Maxwell: I had “Hana calls it ‘Turkey Day’” on the center square.

Liam: “Hana explains that they ate lobsters at the first Thanksgiving.”

Hana: They did. Back in that time, they called lobsters “ocean bugs.”

Hana: And I’ll just mark it off for you.

MC: I think got the winning card here. Hana tells us that she played Pocahontas in her third grade play.

Hana: All the other girls were too big.

Drake: This is a fun one “Hana says, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble.’”

Hana: Well, now that I know you want me to say that, I’ll just say it with two gobbles.

Hana: Gobble, gobble

Hana: …

Hana: Gobble. God, it just sounds right that way. I don’t like this game.

MC: Ha! “Hana objects to Lee Bingo.”

Hana: Come on, guys.

Liam: Hana says, “Come on, guys.” That’s two for me.

Hana: Well, guess what. I can spoil your little game by sitting over here quietly all day and doing nothing.

Hana: [Falls down while trying to sit]

Maxwell: Anybody have “Hana falls on the floor?”

Maxwell: No one?

Hana: That’s a victory. That’s a victory for Lee. Boom!

Everyone: Hana says, “Boom!”

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Redfield: Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Redfield:

Redfield: Yahoo, how do I get–

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Aleister: There’s nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to seem smart.

Craig: I photosynthesize with this

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Teja: Look, we're not going to agree, so let's make peace. What do you say we change the tone a bit and both say something nice about each other? I'll go first. Look at you. There's no way around it, you're a beautiful man.

Seth: ... thanks.

Teja: Now it's your turn.

Seth: I never agreed to that.

Teja: You beautiful son of a bitch.

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Sloane: I don’t want to die a virgin!

Damien: Me neither!

MC: Hey, that gives me an idea.

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MC: I like Viktor Montmartre how I like the sun

Chazz: Really?

MC: Yeah. 149.6 million kilometres away from me.

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Crash: How did you find me?

Ethan: Well, I saw an explosion and thought, "Now who could that be?"

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Diavolos: You’re all like the family I never had.

Kenna: You don’t have a family?

Diavolos: I do, but they suck.

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Two bots enter; one bot leaves.

Cecile (on Dames and Hayden)