After the hoedown
MC: More?
Sawyer/Juliette/Dallas/Asha: Nah. I'm full.
MC: I wasn't talking about the food.
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After the hoedown
MC: More?
Sawyer/Juliette/Dallas/Asha: Nah. I'm full.
MC: I wasn't talking about the food.
Iâm afraid Iâve done many things in my life that Iâm not proud of⊠no, no Iâm proud of most of them.
Victus [to the Roman Republic]
MC: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Thomas: I got a solid eight minutes.
Thomas: Not consecutively but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
Maria: Emma?
Emma: Here.
Maria: Punk ass bitch named Koh?
Koh: Uh, the âpunk ass bitchâ part is silent.
Maxwell: Do you really want to know how I got injured?
Bertrand: Yes.
Maxwell: I was hula hooping. MC and I attended a class for fitness and fun.
Bertrand: Oh my god.
Maxwell: Iâve mastered all the moves: the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Bertrand: Why are you telling me this?
Maxwell: Because no one will ever believe you.
Matt: I love memes
Thomas: Is meme short for memories?
MC: There's more? Violet, this is too much.
Violet: Nonsense, it was just a lot of time and a lot of money.
I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but canât take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.
Crash
Hana: Happy Turkey Day.
Maxwell: Yes! Right out of the gate.
Hana: What? Whatâs going on?
MC: Weâre playing Lee Bingo, Thanksgiving edition.
Liam: Everyone filled out their cards with possible Hana-related scenarios.
Drake: First to bingo gets 100 euros.
Maxwell: I had âHana calls it âTurkey Dayââ on the center square.
Liam: âHana explains that they ate lobsters at the first Thanksgiving.â
Hana: They did. Back in that time, they called lobsters âocean bugs.â
Hana: And Iâll just mark it off for you.
MC: I think got the winning card here. Hana tells us that she played Pocahontas in her third grade play.
Hana: All the other girls were too big.
Drake: This is a fun one âHana says, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble.ââ
Hana: Well, now that I know you want me to say that, Iâll just say it with two gobbles.
Hana: Gobble, gobble
Hana: âŠ
Hana: Gobble. God, it just sounds right that way. I donât like this game.
MC: Ha! âHana objects to Lee Bingo.â
Hana: Come on, guys.
Liam: Hana says, âCome on, guys.â Thatâs two for me.
Hana: Well, guess what. I can spoil your little game by sitting over here quietly all day and doing nothing.
Hana: [Falls down while trying to sit]
Maxwell: Anybody have âHana falls on the floor?â
Maxwell: No one?
Hana: Thatâs a victory. Thatâs a victory for Lee. Boom!
Everyone: Hana says, âBoom!â
Redfield: Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Redfield:
Redfield: Yahoo, how do I getâ
Aleister: Thereâs nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand just to seem smart.
Craig: I photosynthesize with this
Teja: Look, we're not going to agree, so let's make peace. What do you say we change the tone a bit and both say something nice about each other? I'll go first. Look at you. There's no way around it, you're a beautiful man.
Seth: ... thanks.
Teja: Now it's your turn.
Seth: I never agreed to that.
Teja: You beautiful son of a bitch.
Sloane: I donât want to die a virgin!
Damien: Me neither!
MC: Hey, that gives me an idea.
MC: I like Viktor Montmartre how I like the sun
Chazz: Really?
MC: Yeah. 149.6 million kilometres away from me.
Crash: How did you find me?
Ethan: Well, I saw an explosion and thought, "Now who could that be?"
Diavolos: Youâre all like the family I never had.
Kenna: You donât have a family?
Diavolos: I do, but they suck.
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