Hoodrats

*.:｡♦ ⋅ ⋆ SHE WRAPS HER PRETTY RED LIPS - A SHADE NAMED POMEGRANATE, NOT CHERRY - AROUND THE NECK OF A BOTTLE AND BATS HER DARKENED E Y E L A S H E S, A WORDLESS INVITATION TO THE MAN ACROSS THE BAR WHO PRETENDS NOT TO NOTICE AS SHE SLIPS IN THE HEELS SHE STOLE *.:｡♦ ⋅ ⋆

[mcxsteamy]

;PSA

THIS MUN ENCOURAGES THE FOLLOWING; 

you to send me all the memes you like; I may not always reply, and sometimes I will take a while to get to them but never be scared to send memes, even if there aren’t from a specific thing I’ve reblogged or we aren’t mutuals, memes are open to everyone. 

you to ask me questions if you like both IC or OOC, & IM me even if we AREN’T mutuals. 

you to turn any of our memes into threads.

you to send me Drabble or prompt requests.

you to remind me if I’ve forgot about our thread, I won’t be mad. Sometimes I need a kick up the ass. 

you to throw things at me even if we haven’t plotted it, throw starters, HCs you have for our muses, songs you want me to listen to, literally thrown anything you like at me okay. 

you to never feel like you need to reply or justify why you haven’t replied to me. If you don’t feel a thread, that’s cool sometimes it happens. I won’t be offended. 

you to come at me even if you’re not part of my fandom because I love cross overs. Some of my favourite threads are cross overs. 

you to have a goddamn good time in this community.

[audryhepborn-deactivated2017092]

[deadpan-searcher]

[crcmulent]

i just want a plot where it’s two rich kids who live in neighboring estates and their families always throw parties together and they have vacation homes in the same spots and their elite parents are too busy to notice when they sneak off to fuck in that second guest bathroom that no one uses or get high in the back library and makeout

[soljua-deactivated20180215]

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[ri-chietozier]

[leafcrunch]

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

[whiskeycravenraven-deactivated2]

This kid is a fuckin master look how long it took him to break

[samaelnomcre]

schvdenfrevde :

PSA ;; Please never expect me to respond quickly to anything ever.  Whether or not it’s a thread, it’s an ask, it’s a meme — whether or not I responded quickly the time before — whether or not I’m online — etc, etc, etc.  I promise I’m not ignoring you, I promise I’m doing my best.  I have tons of responsibilities not related to Tumblr, && I also need to eat && sleep && sometimes I’m just not emotionally game.  It’s not because I don’t like you, it’s not because I don’t want to do the thing, it’s because I’m human.  Thank you!

[stvrstruck]

:｡✧*ﾟ｡And here we go again with Sav attempting to actually write again. I’ll update my muse page tomorrow (maybe who knows I’m a flop), but I’d love to plot and if we have any old threads or plots that got dropped in my long ass hiatus and you want to pick those back up let me know.

[darlingstarlets]

CALL ME, BEEP ME | an imssg pack psd pack #8 by darlingstarlets

features include:     – 27 bubble options (blue, gray, and green up to 6 lines)      – 2 picture shapes (use clipping mask to make it fit)     – other mini features, such as: time, notification, not delivered, contact name, etc

creator notes———as per request of an anon, here’s a psd that will allow you to make 1x1 sized screenshots of text messages your muse has for moodboard purposes. there are plenty of customizable options and you can get everything you need out of this so long as you drag and duplicate folders as you need to. for example: if you need 2 chat bubbles of the same length, all you have to do is duplicate the folder the original bubble is in and drag it so they’re not on top of each other. the font you’ll need is helvetica nueue, which is free. consider this an early ‘thank you’ gift for 1.4k followers! 

feeling generous? like/reblog if you’re feeling this or consider glancing at my paypal page! feel free to tag me in/show me finished products ↘  download   ·  ↘ more of my stuff

[mariofartwii]

if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

[johnkrasinskigifs]

[stvrstruck]

you ever need to update your theme and muses but you’re a flop and don’t because same

[riphaerry]

how about them single parent!au's??

[wondersyetuntold]

im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did

i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again

you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby

we are friends and my child’s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared

you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married

we’ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married

our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents’ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments

we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “so i guess we share this hotel room?”)

our children are best friends….yeah

“i’m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous”

you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you

[stvrstruck]

:｡✧*ﾟ｡I finally updated my rules a little which you can find here. I’m going to be free all day tomorrow so I’d love to start plotting and maybe start up a few threads so hmu. Hopefully I’ll get around to updating my muses sometime tomorrow too.

[jewelesjaywrites-blog]

Please like/reblog this if you are a 1x1 roleplayer who does not mind playing males.

[ironmaidenhead]

You were very much in love with her. And you’re still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with. And now you’ve completely blown it with her. I think it’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.

[jonasjoe]

Funny Or Die: My College Roommate Is DNCE x