Scorpio Eyes

Shelby/22/sunshine state

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Lizard mlems Pt.2

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The one in the back literally doesn’t even touch the food LMAOO

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he is trying his best

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she is trying her best

(these are mourning geckos, an all-female, parthenogenetic species!)

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Oh!!!

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This moocher lives at the ice cream place in Waynesboro.

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Misty Meadows by Sarah Marino

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HOME on We Heart It.

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bewitched forest 

[nhude]

it all starts with not wanting to get out of bed, that’s how you know you’re getting bad again

everything was okay for a while (via perrfectly)

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bewitched forest 

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bewitched forest 

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bewitched forest 

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Working at LUSH: the saga

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I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”

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My whole life!

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A man walks into a store to buy shampoo. He walks down the hair care aisle and spots a pink shampoo bottle that promises to give you luscious locks. The man is determined, for his hair lacks luster. He asks the nearest store clerk, “Will this work for men? It’s pink, so I’m not sure.” The store clerk looks at the man, then at the shampoo. He shrugs his shoulders in ignorance. The man resolves to purchase the shampoo anyway.

After arriving at his humble abode, the man takes a shower with his new shampoo. He opens the bottle and tries to pour the soapy substance into his hand, but alas; the shampoo refuses to fall onto his manly skin.

The man crumples down in utter defeat, sobbing as the shower water softly cascades down his rippling shoulders. The shampoo will never work for him, for he is a man, and the shampoo he bought is unfortunately in a pink bottle. “I should have known,” he cries out in a whimper. “I should have known.”

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Watch: Lillian is a burlesque dancer and her Ted Talk will silence anyone who thinks fat shaming is OK.