[chonce]

yung joe jonas with his guttural ass singing: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM HAAAT! YOU’RE COLD! YOU GO AROUND! LIKE YOU KNOW!! WHO I AM! MMMBUT YOU DON’T!! YOU’VE GOT ME ON MY TOES!!

lil me:

[amazingturner]

20 year old me:

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[dreaming-of-tokyo]

My paranoia is too big to ignore this ffs

[the-night-that-ends-at-last]

fuck sorry guys but we know what happens when she’s mad at you

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[zackisontumblr]

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

[nicodjangelos]

not a hot take but one direction was one of the best musical acts of their time and their instant success and longevity was in thanks to young women and its because of that same reason they were denied the proper recognition they deserved send post

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[toastbutteregg]

can I expect a paycheck even if I don’t work?

[karizpy-deactivated20181209]

“is there a special someone in your life? :)”

[letsmakesomeonehappytoday]

Los Angeles, 14/07/2018

[spooky-crybaby-deactivated20201]

[suzcatonmars]

This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[toastbutteregg]

can I expect a paycheck even if I don’t work?

[soundsof71]

Elton John on Freddie Mercury. 

(I’m posting this less to correct the timeline portrayed in Bohemian Rhapsody, which I mostly really enjoyed, than simply to share a beautiful story that shines light on who Freddie actually was, up to the very end, via twitter.)

[harryisntstraight]

Every time Harry interacts with pop culture is so WEIRD TO ME….. like hearing Harry say cardi b and nicki minaj……him referencing the peach scene from cmbyn……..he really lives in the same dimension as us?? The same astral plane???? Wild

[fleetwoodsushi]

“Harry: I’ll be listening to something, and I’ll go back to when I was 12 or something and I’ll think ‘shit if my 12-year-old self could see me now’. I think it’s really important to have those moments because if you don’t then there’s an expectation that life is supposed to be this great and I think that’s super dangerous.”

—

i-D

[stylesrecord]

[haznlou-deactivated20190321]

One Diretion: we will be back in 18 months

Me three years later:

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[aggressivetapdancing]

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

[xxlysaxx]

[mrsfscottfitzgerald-deactivated]

I just spit out my drink