hello vonnie
ellievsbear
pixel skylines
PR's Tumblrdome
Keni
No title available
No title available
DEAR READER
ojovivo
taylor price
Jules of Nature
JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
almost home
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies
if i look back, i am lost
i don't do bad sauce passes
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Cosimo Galluzzi
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Morocco
seen from Lithuania
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from New Zealand
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from France
seen from United Kingdom
seen from T1
seen from Russia
@styxthemad
Regardless of what you think of this tree… this comment was my favourite out of the collection of people who didn’t know deer shed their antlers every spring
to be fair, as someone who has lived with deer the antlers probably did not “Fall off” more likely they were flung at incredible speed straight into the air scaring the fuck out of every living thing nearby including the buck that shed them
I couldn’t decide between this and another reply to reblog, so here’s the other one:
reasons.
This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.
Holy shit ._.
Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.
For those having trouble reading the text:
We had a campaign in D&D where we assembled a steampunk-ish time machine. After many sessions travelling through time, uncovering mysteries and learning harsh lessons about changing history, we had to stop a time-travelling cult from destroying the gods, and therefore the world. We failed.
Our machine crashed, we were stranded earlier than we had ever been able to travel. We found the Gods, but only a few of them were present - it was as if some had never existed. Then we realised - we had to become those Gods. Our party was entirely divine (Cleric, Paladin, Avenger, Invoker), and each of us was a worshipper of a god who had been unmade - and we were the only people in existence with enough knowledge of the forgotten deities to assume their roles.
But two of the players were worshippers of Io (in his twin forms of Tiamat and Bahamut, who would of course form later after Io’s ‘death’), and only one could become Io. The other would have to be the un-created Asmodeus.
So the most just, honourable and dedicated Lawful Good paladin I’ve ever seen roleplayed became the god of tyranny and evil. If he hadn’t, the gods would never have defeated the primordials, and the world would never have been completed.
In our setting, Asmodeus is every bit the epitome of evil you would expect him to be. Nobody but the gods who abide his presence know him as otherwise. He adheres to his role because he knows he has to - and that in doing so, the world can exist. He can never tell anyone his duty, and no-one who knows can ever discuss it.
In the farthest recesses of the Nine Hells, in a chamber sealed tighter than any other in existence is a pocketwatch of finest gnome craft with a photo of his family in it - his wife, son, and little baby girl.
They were killed by an orc army marching under the orders and banner of Asmodeus. Their deaths are what drove him to become an adventurer.
>password sharing is estimated to cost them several billion dollars
KEEP SHARING THEM PASSWORDS
Password sharing actually doesnt cost them anything, every time u share a password they dont have to pay u for that. Its free. They just use that language bc they say that not having everyone buy into their service is a loss of a customer they /never even had/ and are pretending they would have made money from those non customers
They aren't losing money, they're just mad they aren't making more money. Absolutely share passwords with friends and people you trust.
Also, since you have to pay to have additional devices, they are getting paid for those users. We're all cutting budgetary waste, and the difference between a canceled service and a kept one is how many people are footing the bill.
got taken to axe throwing tonight. i may not have impressed anyone with my technical axe throwing skills but my sheer brute animal strength is unparalleled
6 DEX 20 STR
If it works, it works. Anyone who can embed the blunt end of an axe into plywood has a hell of an arm.
this is the cutest bunny i have ever seen in my entire life i think i'm about to kill myself
RATING: NOT CUTE
this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.
Quartz With Apophyllite & Stilbite Aurangabad, Maharashtra, India
Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.
> High score! What happened? Did i break it?
> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..
Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.
i think this is my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with it for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!
I could tell instantly from the way he was positioned on the bar that this video was going to showcase some serious skill. I was nonetheless cometely unprepared for what happened.
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN
I find myself in need of some extra money on the side considering how everything is getting more expensive nowadays, and I’ve had a few surprise motherfucker bills related to car maintenance.
More information here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LhpMvXkMEdWRGRNoXgmqhNUgtSTk0iuHJUo0zpc9Esc/edit?usp=sharing Feel free to contact me here on tumblr with questions, of course! :)
I’d really, REALLY appreciate a reblog to spread the information.♥
Hey, so my partner opened for commissions!
This demanded a lot ofwork from her on her confidence as an artist, which is CRAZY because I MEAN LOOK AT HER WORK!
So if you want some pretty cheap commission from someone who has years under her belt, can do many different kinds of fandoms, will care a lot about your desires, and could really use it, or just feel like helping, sharing would be so appreciated.
I’m going to at least. I love her so much, and she’s had so much in her life, I’m gonna do what I can to give her the best possible shot at success.
Bosmer OC commission for a friend
Commission info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LhpMvXkMEdWRGRNoXgmqhNUgtSTk0iuHJUo0zpc9Esc/edit?usp=sharing
Vampire OC Christmas gift for friends!
I now offer this style of commissions!
More information: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LhpMvXkMEdWRGRNoXgmqhNUgtSTk0iuHJUo0zpc9Esc/edit?usp=sharing
Hey, so my partner opened for commissions!
This demanded a lot ofwork from her on her confidence as an artist, which is CRAZY because I MEAN LOOK AT HER WORK!
So if you want some pretty cheap commission from someone who has years under her belt, can do many different kinds of fandoms, will care a lot about your desires, and could really use it, or just feel like helping, sharing would be so appreciated.
I’m going to at least. I love her so much, and she’s had so much in her life, I’m gonna do what I can to give her the best possible shot at success.
“I’ve always been very confident in my immaturity.”
Brujah
