âMr. Hemsworth is just in his meditative garden, right this way,â the assistant said, guiding Dr. Eric Chang through the lavish mansion and into a beautiful stone and water garden.â
As the doctor stepped through the threshold he adjusted his watch which let out a near imperceptible sound. Anyone entering could see a handsome Hollywood stud sitting on the rock at the center of the garden, meditating with his hands pressed together in a pose that definitely showed off his huge arms.
âEric! Thanks for meeting me on such short notice!â Chris smiled, opening his eyes and leaping from the rock to his doctor, before embracing the average man in a large hug.
The assistant lightly chuckled at this before saying, âIs there anything I can do for you Mr. Hemsworth before I head home for the day?â
Chris gave a subtle flinch at this comment, which Eric had noticed. âNo Iâm fine Pen, Iâll uh⌠see you tomorrow.â Chris said dismissing his assistant.
Once the door behind them closed, Dr. Eric Chang got his notepad out and began their session.
âItâs not everyday I get to go to the glamorous mansion like this, you seem right at home here. You even started those meditation exercises I suggested.â
Chris blushed a bit and awkwardly scratched the back of his head. âWellâŚI totally didnât just start doing them when I knew you were on your way⌠if thatâs what you were implyingâŚâ
âYouâve always been such a terrible liar Chris,â Eric laughed shaking his head. âAnyway, you know the drill. Business first. How has the week been? Are the jumps getting any more or less erratic?â
The handsome heartthrob smiled and proudly puffed out his chest. âIâve actually held it together for a full on week. Havenât left this body since our last session. All of those exercises to address my anxiety really helped. Especially when we wrapped up on filming my latest movie yesterday.â
Eric nodded and recorded his notes quickly, doing his best not to meet Chrisâ eyes. âWell⌠thatâs quite good. Your unique condition made consistent sessions like these difficult. Iâm glad my theory that your frequent possessions were directly correlated to your stress levels.â
âYou always were the genius Eric. Youâve made transitioning to life in the public spotlight much less stressful thatâs for sure. I couldnât tell you how many times one awkward moment had me spiraling through Chris Evans, then Pine, Rock, Tucker, and Pratt. When I originally cast that spell I had no idea that all of the ambiguity of becoming famous would lead toâŚ. this.â Chris slumped down on a nearby stone bench looking at his reflection in the water a little glumly.Â
It was clear to Eric how Chrisâ demeanor had shifted. âWell⌠we should be thankful so many famous men share your first name. That spell couldâve done a serious number on you if no one had that as their name or considered famous⌠Sorry⌠Itâs hard to be your therapist AND your friend in times like this.â Eric trailed off.
âCome on Eric, you⌠you know you were more than just my friend before this all happened.â Chris said as both men locked eyes and blushed. After a few moments Dr. Chang was the one that broke the silence.
âAhem⌠well on to further diagnostics. You appear to be eating well⌠maintaining a healthy exercise regimen⌠and uhm⌠how is your sex drive these days. Itâs private I know, but considering it was an initial concern given your previous sexuality, I have to ask.â
âWell. Itâs been good on all fronts actually. Like you said, Iâm eating healthy, and working out too. Check out how big my arms are getting,â Chris said flexing proudly as he lifted up a heavy dumbbells to demonstrate.
 Eric couldnât help but hide his blushing face behind his notes. âAnd uh⌠me and Elsa are quite sexually active. Weâve been talking about having another kid and itâs been amazing. You shouldâve seen her face when I said yes, she seemed so beautiful. I kissed her right there before picking her up to the bedroom and- shit⌠Iâm sorry I⌠donât have to say anymore,â Chris said stopping himself.Â
âI- Itâs perfectly fine Chris. Iâm glad to see you integrating well into your situation. Thatâs⌠what I strive for in all my clients. Um⌠Iâll be sure to note your⌠recent alleviation of any erectile dysfunction as well as update your current⌠identification as heterosexual⌠if you think that designation is accurate.â
With a slow nod Chris confirmed. âI um⌠Iâm sorry Eric. I mean I definitely didnât want THIS to happen. When i cast that spell I was just trying to see what itâd be like to be a hot attractive guy for once, not average boring old me. I had no idea that Iâd inherit their straightness and that⌠you and I couldnâtâŚ. I mean the feelings are so strong you know? Itâs like what used to happen when I see a guy now happens just as powerful for a girl especially hot blonds with really big- Gah! Sorry⌠me and my big mouth. I⌠I wish⌠I could still âfeelâ the same way about you Eric. I really do.â
Tears formed within Chrisâ eyes as Eric stood to meet him on the bench. With a solemn pat on the much larger manâs shoulders Eric said, âHey. Hey. Donât worry. None of this is your fault. Magic⌠the book you used⌠I⌠I canât say, but you couldnât have known what would happen. And even if you did retain more of your old self the⌠people I work for wouldnât allow me to be your overseeing therapist. We⌠Youâre doing fineâŚ. As your therapist Iâve got to remind you not to dwell on the things in your life you cannot change. Youâve done a great job making a life for yourself in a body that is under constant scrutiny by the media. As your friend I want you to be happy and pursue the life you want for yourself⌠even if itâs not being built with me. I-â
Dr. Eric tried to explain further before his mouth was interrupted by a kiss from Chris. The medical professional stood stunned, embracing the feeling of the firm bristly lips pressing powerfully against him. It was less of a motion he could reciprocate and more of a feeling he could just fall into. And then just like that, it was over leaving Eric Chang at a loss for words.
âIâŚ. I⌠Iâm sorry, I just wanted to see if it would work⌠you know, reawaken any part of the old me inside here,â Chris explained apologetically.Â
âA-And?â Eric asked, not out of scientific curiosity, but hope.Â
However, Chris just shook his head. âNo⌠I donât think I did. I⌠still remember all of our dates and kissing you⌠but I didnât feel that familiar feeling or longing⌠Iâm not even hard.â
It was Ericâs turn to suppress his emotions, and he was much better trained in doing so. âWell⌠thatâs to be expected. When souls have been died to a physical form for so long thereâs on ly so much influence you would have over a body that has its own physical and mental limits⌠but thanks⌠for tryingâŚI⌠know the same Chris I grew up knowing is still here⌠and whatever you choose to do⌠Iâll be happy for you man. Donât let our past hold you backâŚâ
With that the two hugged. Neither knew how much time had passed, but when they let go they both could see the sun setting.Â
âWell⌠I think this concludes todayâs session for now. I know how busy you can be, so regardless of which body youâre in possession of pleae let me know your availability next week and we can work something out⌠I⌠donât mind making house calls to such nice placesâŚâ Eric smiled weakly.Â
âThank you Eric⌠Iâll tell the wife and kids you said hi. Maybe invite you over for Thanksgiving if you donât have any plans?â Chris offered.
Eric just smiled. âIâd⌠like that. Iâll see what Iâve got planned and let you know⌠goodbye for now⌠Chris.â Eric extended his hand for a handshake, one which Chris returned heartily with a powerful grip.
As Eric walked away outside of the magnificent estate of the famous actor, he considered which of his many creative excuses heâd have to use to tell Chris he was busy.
Dr. Evanâs Changâs Notes on patient: Chris Fieldstone
Age: Varies
Height: Varies
Race: Varies
Most recent meeting with patient was in the Chris Hemsworth host body. It appears that the residual magics from the Ancient Tome of Change continue to cause him to swap into well known celebrities that share the first name Chris. With the help of meditation techniques and⌠the encouragement for Chris to express his emotions (no matter how personal) seem to have mitigate any stress possessions. Previous emotionally charged sessions caused a possession shift to occur mid conversation leading to⌠awkward conversation with the confused celebrity.
Sexuality of subject appears to have⌠transitioned to completely heterosexual. Given all host bodies heâs inhabited within the last year have been of the same sexuality⌠it appears only natural for Chris to take on similar tendencies⌠However overall mood of the patient appears⌠good. Heâs happy with his work, family, and social life from what can be observed⌠and in the end thatâs what matters. Heâs still the loveable dork who is always too sorry. Itâs certainly a change to look up at him even after all this timeâŚ
Perhaps further research into the book in conjunction with findings from the dig site and body swap bomb could⌠. Note to self redact that line prior to submitting it into mission report. End log. Come on Eric⌠donât take your eyes off the bigger picture here⌠Just be happy heâs happy⌠Thereâs still so much to do before- Oh shit am I still recordin-
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