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With Care and Protection - Remile (Remy turned to pay his tab when a stranger throws their arms around him. He’s about to shove them off, when the stranger whispers “Please help me. My name is Emile. This guy won’t leave me alone could you please fake being my boyfriend to get him to leave?”) (AO3 link)
Led to You - Dukeceit (As a child, everyone finds their “soulmate guide,” an animal meant to lead your soulmate to you. And one morning, Janus and Remus wake up to see a stranger’s guide in their homes.) (AO3 link)
I Will Break What Has Broken You - Dukeceit (Janus is the heir of a millionaire CEO. He could have anything, anybody he wanted. And he picked Remus. Remus couldn’t be happier with what they have. But when they’re out one night and Remus runs into his ex, all the unpleasant memories start flooding back.) (AO3 link)
Of Lips That I Am Yet to Kiss - Royality (Prince Roman was cursed to sleep for the rest of eternity. As if that wasn't cruel enough, he could still listen to everything happening around him. For almost a hundred years, Roman has been stuck listening to the world go on without him. It was a terribly lonely, maddening way to live. That is, until a new caretaker is assigned to him. One that actually seems to care.) (AO3 link)
Our Greatest Gift - Familial Anxceit/Familial Moxiety, Moceit (It was Virgil's first birthday with his new parents and things were going perfectly, but a few choice words send Virgil spiraling. Thankfully he has people there to catch him.) (AO3 link)
Homestuck au:
==> Begin - platonic DLAMPRER (the sides + remy + emile), eventual romantic Prinxiety and Moceit, eventual Virgil <> Patton and Emile <> Remus, Creativitwins (8 trolls with poor interpersonal skills, relationship troubles, and trauma all play Sburb together. What could go wrong?) (CHAPTER 1) (AO3 link)
Elysian:
Such a Constellation Was He to Me - Loceit (Logan, God of all skies - the one who controls the weather and sun - was struggling to perfect the placement of the stars. Janus, his friend, his lover, his muse, gives a bit of inspiration.) (AO3 link)
Seek You Out Amongst the Stars - Loceit (Logan, the all powerful God of the skies, is persuaded by his friend Patton, God of the earth, to visit the mortals for the first time in years. After running into one King Janus, who takes interest in the stranger, Logan himself finds himself captivated by this human.) (AO3 link)
Bad Things Happen Bingo:
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Stumbled into Anguish Blind - Familial Moxiety, Prinxiety (Prompt: Ambulance Ride - Patton was grateful for his job as a paramedic. Saving people was worth all the stresses to him. But he never thought one of those people would be his own son.) (AO3 link)
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8 trolls with poor interpersonal skills, relationship troubles, and trauma all play Sburb together.
What could go wrong?
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Pairings in this chapter: platonic LAM, platonic royality, and caliginous prinxiety
Word count: 2635
A/N: It’s 2022 and I’m making a Homestuck AU.
I'm doing this man. I'm making this happen.
While I am posting on Tumblr, I do recommend reading on AO3! I think the Homestuck skin makes it much easier to read the pesterlogs there. The pesterlogs on AO3 are color coded and in the correct format.
==> Begin.
A young man stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that this young man is nearing his SEVENTH WRIGGLING DAY, meaning he will soon be sent OFF PLANET to serve her IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION. But due eto this young man's unfortunate happenstance, he will more likely be CULLED than sent into space.
But it seems he has more immediate troubles to deal with.
What will you do?
==> Hide
You make your way as fast as you can into the bunker your lusus dug for you. He's already waiting to usher you in.
==> Message friends
With trembling hands, you pull out your palmhusk, praying to whatever god may be out there that you weren't spotted through the window.
goeticCalamity [GC] began trolling affableAegis [AA] and acerbicTelegnosis [AT]
GC: fuck fuck fuck shit fuck
AT: What's wr∆ng?
AA: ♥ deep breaths! y*ure *kay! well help y*u thr*ugh th!s ♥
GC: nø its nøt øka)Y( and nø )Y(øu cant help me with this
GC: theres a drøne øutside
GC: i live in an abandøned hivebatch wh)Y( wøuld a drøne be here???
GC: im fucked im fucked im sø fucked im gøing tø die
GC: shit i think i heard it im gøing tø die im gøing tø die
AA: ♥ st*p say!ng that!! cull!ng dr*nes d*nt k!ll f*r "fun." y*u are g*!ng t* be f!ne! ♥
AT: D∆ y∆u have a place y∆u can hide?
GC: )Y(eah m)Y( lusus dug a hidden bunker
GC: im in it right nøw
AT: Turn ∆ff y∆ur palmhusk in case it can track it.
AT: Message us again when y∆u are safe.
GC: shit )Y(eah økay
GC: løøk if things gø bad and this is the last time i get tø talk tø )Y(øu guys...
AA: ♥ !t w*nt be! well talk aga!n !n a few m!nutes ♥
GC: i just want )Y(øu tø knøw that...
GC: nvm
goeticCalamity [GC] ceased trolling affableAegis [AA] and acerbicTelegnosis [AT]
==>
You cover your mouth with your hands to try to control your breathing as you hear the hum of the drone get closer. You wish your lusus would stop fucking moving. The scuttering of all his legs are making it harder to hear.
After a few more agonizing minutes you eventually hear the drone's humming get softer and softer until it stops completely, but you still stay hidden for a good ten more minutes before you can get yourself to stand up.
You don't make it very far back up top before you collapse to your knees, shaking out labored breaths as you realize your crying. Your claws dig into your arms as you squeeze your eyes shut, trying to control your breathing but to no avail. Your nails continue to dig into your skin, nearly drawing blood until you feel your lusus next to you. He pushes you into a sitting position and places his head in your lap. The weight helps ground you and the repetitive motions of petting his head eventually calm you down enough to stop crying.
Good giant spider. Best friend.
You shoot your friends a message that you lived before collapsing in your recupricoon. You need a fucking nap.
==> Stop being GC. Be AA
You are now AA, a little bit in the past.
As a jade, you have a lot of responsibilities in the brooding caverns to watch over all the little grubs that hatched or the little trolls that just pupated. Okay, well, technically you're supposed to leave them alone to let the weak die off, but you've given yourself those extra responsibilities.
Nevertheless, you are a very busy troll, but you do manage to get some time alone back in your hive. You are very worried about your dear friend and you haven't been able to stop staring at your palmhusk since he stopped messaging you.
==>
affableAegis [AA] began trolling acerbicTelegnosis [AT]
AA: ♥ d* y*u th!nk hell be *kay? ♥
AT: As l∆ng as he stays hidden, I think he will be fine.
AT: Like he said, he lives in a hivebatch that had been previ∆usly destr∆yed. I'm sure this is just a r∆utine inspection and the dr∆ne will have n∆ reas∆n t∆ c∆nduct a deep search.
AA: ♥ g*sh ! h*pe y*ure r!ght ♥
AA: ♥ !m just s* w*rr!ed ab*ut h!m ♥
AT: I kn∆w.
AA: ♥ y*u d*nt th!nk the dr*ne w*uld actually cull h!m, r!ght? !t w*uld have n* reas*n t* ♥
AT: He is a part of the l∆west bl∆∆d caste. Many view them as the m∆st expendable. ∆ne d∆es n∆t need a str∆ng reas∆n t∆ excuse their culling ∆f a rust bl∆∆d.
AA: ♥ but they aren't "expendable!!" y*u d*nt th!nk that d* y*u? ♥
AT: As they are ∆ne ∆f the m∆st p∆pulated castes and have the l∆west lifespan, I can see why s∆me∆ne wh∆ places value ∆n the hem∆spectrum w∆uld view the death ∆f a rust bl∆∆d as unimp∆rtant and inc∆nsequential.
AA: ♥ >:( ♥
AT: But t∆ answer y∆ur questi∆n, n∆. I d∆ n∆t think that.
AA: ♥ :) ♥
AT: While I kn∆w this is an in∆pp∆rtune time f∆r y∆u, I must take my leave t∆ g∆ t∆ the b∆∆khive. If I'm n∆t diligent I'll fall behind in my studies. And I'm sure y∆u jades have a l∆t ∆f w∆rk t∆ d∆ as well, s∆ I will talk t∆ y∆u again later.
AA: ♥ we all kn*w y*u are far ahead *f all the *ther teals mr smartypants ♥
Now that you are feeling significantly better after your brief nap, it's time for a proper introduction.
Your name is VIRGIL DURANT. As mentioned earlier, you are nearing your SEVENTH WRIGGLING DAY. But you don't like to think about that as it causes you EPISODES OF GREAT ANXIOUSNESS. It is something you've been meaning to discuss with your friends, but have yet to bring it up.
You have a variety of interests including UNDERGROUND MUSICIANS, mostly of the lowblood assortment, PROVING THE EXISTENCE OF THE SUPERNATURAL, as well as BOOKS AND MOVIES OF THE HORROR VARIETY.
Your sign is ARITTARIUS, sign of the ASTRONAUT.
Your trolltag is goeticCalamity and )Y(øu speak in a sørt of quiet, grumbled manner.
After dealing with the ordeal of leaving your recupricoon and getting the sopor slime off your body, you check your palmhusk and see you have some messages from your friends.
It should be noted that in troll language, the word for friend is exactly the same as the word for enemy.
==>
affableAegis [AA] started trolling goeticCalamity [GC]
AA: ♥ !m s* glad t* hear y*ure *kay! ♥
AA: ♥ y*u really had me w*rr!ed ♥
AA: ♥ h*w are y*u feel!ng? ♥
AA: ♥ ! kn*w that was really scary ♥
AA: ♥ d* y*u want t* talk ab*ut anything? ♥
GC: i think im just gønna take it eas)Y( the rest øf the night
GC: ill talk tø )Y(øu tømorrow
AA: ♥ well, !f y*ure sure! ♥
AA: ♥ but ! th!nk !ts better to talk ab*ut th!ngs that are worry!ng y*u ♥
You groan into your hands after you close Trollian.
In truth, you haven't been able to stop thinking of that first hate date. You really, really want to go on another and hate flirt that stupid, sexy smirk off his face.
But he can't see you in person anymore. Not like this.
The sun doesn't rise for another few hours, so it would be a bad idea for you to go back to your recupricoon unless you want to thoroughly fuck over your sleep schedule, and both AA and AT have given you enough shit about that.
You try watching GrubTube but nothing can stop that consistent anxious nagging in your mind reminding you of all the shit you've got to do before your seventh wriggling day.
Fuck, why have you put it all off? You are such a piece of shit.
Eventually you give in and slip into your recupricoon just to get the thoughts to stop - sleep schedule be damned.
As you slip into unconsciousness, you get the feeling it's going to be a long week.
Thanks for reading! I am taking ==> requests if you'd like the characters to do something :)
Nope! When Chrome first came to popularity, people switched over to it cause it was “faster” (turns out, it just eats through your device’s CPU) but since then Firefox has upped its game in a major way. Chrome just doesn’t measure up anymore. Plus, nowadays Chrome is just a data harvester designed to show hyper targeted ads - so even if Firefox ain’t for you, it’s still worth ditching Google for a different browser.
this is gonna be really specific but as i’m writing my homestuck au’s sburb session, does anyone have any requests for fics i can write exploring the characters’ lives on alternia / their relationships with each other pre-game
