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petty, lethargic and mysteriously greasy

[commanderchr1st]

New proposed nation called The Lake where summer has a daily government mandated 4 hour paid "swim break" and a winter 16 hour work week @ $40/hr

[mkultra-dropout2]

sun wukong... very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

[vidyahatemachine]

[milk5]

let's have sativa edibles and four energy drinks in a cold room and play ranked queue with police lights outside

[pjackk]

The DarkAlien is basically a alien that doesnt give a shit about society and does what he fucking whants, whenever he damn pleases. He can murder as easily as he can hit a keybump of lunar crack,but thanksfully to us he loves to chill and doesnt vibe with the man. Hes killed 5,4934 cops using his dropkick and deagle headshot combos. Catch him outside the gas station drinking one of the super strong coffee they make for truckers and eating a hot ass mondo soft cookie with gooey chocolate chips,because the edible he ate 1 hour ago is starting to hit him super hard and he wants take a break from assassinating morons and appreciate the fucking city at this time of night.

[ilovecats4ever]

[tim-official]

there's a lot of memeing about "walkable mixed-used neighborhoods" especially by people from the US to whom these concepts seem as impossible as "fully automated luxury communism" or whatever. but i live in a walkable mixed-use neighborhood and it fucking rules. no amount of money would make me move. there is this new strawman of the "obnoxious internet urbanist" who won't shut up about how bad cars are or whatever but the problem is that they (we) are 100% right about everything

[tim-official]

in the future, you will see the term "transit bro" or "urbanism bro" used disparagingly by lib bluesky posters who don't believe in anything. it is your moral imperative to attack anyone who thinks urbanism is some kind of elite, out-of-touch flight of fancy

[suburbanwhitetrash]

Americans love to pretend to care about disabled people when it comes time to defend their cars, but in no way is car-centric infrastructure more accessible.

There’s a huge amount of data to back this up, but you don’t even really need that. If someone cannot drive for any number of reasons, then how could a city built around cars ever be more accessible.

[suburbanwhitetrash]

Where’s my post from 10 years ago about inviting a woman over and air-drumming the entire outro to Styrofoam Boots? Because that’s all I’ve been been doing recently and I’ve had a shocking amount of success

[dragongirlsweetie]

*parents voice* believe it or not but the united states actually used to be a respectable country that i could be proud of, and this was back when i was a child and knew nothing about geopolitics and was completely ignorant to all of the atrocities the nation was committing at the time

[suburbanwhitetrash]

Every single boomer I’ve met loves to say this shit and then immediately after they’ll look gay men in the eye while telling you they voted for Reagan twice

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard

[theonion]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Gen alpha is so brainrotted because there’s too many satellites affecting their astrology. These babies got Starlink #637 in Pisces and BeiDou in Aries and ISS in Virgo and shit, its like spiritual microplastics

[codewitch]

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[chimpanzeedotcom]

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

[suburbanwhitetrash]

I keep saying this but the carceral system needs to exist exclusively to punish drivers who cut off buses until we destroy every private car in the world

[suburbanwhitetrash]

I’m sorry but why is every Uber driver completely incapable of navigating the city? Like you drive all day man. What do you mean the GPS made you make a 3-point turn? You’re allowed to just know how to drive

[grimelords]

you can tell music criticism is dead because pitchfork reviewed a ponystep album last week and nobody said shit about it. they gave it a 7.8 and gave a detailed lore breakdown in the review if anyone even cares.

[grimelords]