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Bo Burnham INSIDE songs, my beloved I am so normal He/him - born July 19th 2005

[suchanormalperson]

Moved to @/identityduper. This is now an abandoned blog and likely outdated

[suchanormalperson]

When you're feeling the itch to be worshipped cuz you're just in that sort of mood ( cuz NPD bs ) and your headmate boyfriend starts to accommodate your wish

Like, man, you're gonna make me flusteredddd hhhhhhhhhh. Feels good, though. I love my brain boyfriend <3

-The host

[suchanormalperson]

I love my wife <3333 ( the big fish man that lives inside my head specifically cuz he's a headmate. )

Bunch of kissies for my wife <333333 ( I love him so much muahmuahmuahmuahmuah )

Wish I could ramble to my irl friends about how much I love my headmate wife </3333 ( I don't wanna out myself as a system and feel embarrassed about it later )

-The host

[suchanormalperson]

BB ( the Sims 4 girly of our system ) did the body's nails and used clear nailpolish. Both on our finger- and toenails. And like. Our hands and feet look uncharacteristically pretty now.

Usually I just paint our fingernails black and leave it until it chips almost entirely off, so this looks weird. Especially the fuckass shiny toenails. I don't know how to feel about this

-The host

[suchanormalperson]

When you have a Sims 4 girly as a headmate thaT KEEPS BUYING FUCKING SIMS 4 DLC CUZ OF THE CURRENT SALE. WOMAN, STOP SPENDING ALL OUR MONEY. I KNOW IT WAS HALF OFF, BUT OUR BANK ACCOUNT IS CRYING.

-The host

[suchanormalperson]

I should also clean up/organize her mods folder cuz that shit is NOT organized and I KNOW she's not gonna fix it herself

-The host

[suchanormalperson]

I organized it yesterday. Turns out there was over 2k items in that fucking folder. Holy shit.

-The host

[suchanormalperson]

I swear to FUCK I need to learn not to talk to my mom for extended periods of time. Or at least autopilot needs to learn not to. Like, bitch, the longer we talk to her, the more chance there is of her being transphobic, racist, or her excusing my brother's behavior.

Now I just feel like shit, man. I'd call this homophobic ( as a joke ) like I call everything that goes against me, but this is too close to homophobia for it to be funny atp.

-The host

[suchanormalperson]

When you have a Sims 4 girly as a headmate thaT KEEPS BUYING FUCKING SIMS 4 DLC CUZ OF THE CURRENT SALE. WOMAN, STOP SPENDING ALL OUR MONEY. I KNOW IT WAS HALF OFF, BUT OUR BANK ACCOUNT IS CRYING.

-The host

[suchanormalperson]

I should also clean up/organize her mods folder cuz that shit is NOT organized and I KNOW she's not gonna fix it herself

-The host

[suchanormalperson]

When you have a Sims 4 girly as a headmate thaT KEEPS BUYING FUCKING SIMS 4 DLC CUZ OF THE CURRENT SALE. WOMAN, STOP SPENDING ALL OUR MONEY. I KNOW IT WAS HALF OFF, BUT OUR BANK ACCOUNT IS CRYING.

-The host

[npdculture]

questioning npd culture is feeling physically/literally hollow unless someone is giving me attention but only if its the correct type of attention

💜

[tidesandtwilight]

Can mutuals message you?

Mutuals can hit me with their car

[narcissisticpdcultureis]

npd culture is one group of people insulting you and all of a sudden you're at rock bottom

.

[suchanormalperson]

I feel like a soda that has been shaken with a mentos in it </3

Been unable to front for so long that my need for attention just exploded and now I'm posting way too much and being annoying smh

[suchanormalperson]

I think I'm just about out of my built-up energy. Thank fuck

[suchanormalperson]

I feel like a soda that has been shaken with a mentos in it </3

Been unable to front for so long that my need for attention just exploded and now I'm posting way too much and being annoying smh

[suchanormalperson]

Chat, I might let the host use my blog to post about system stuff on here. He'll be anonymous, though, cuz the bitch hates being known as the guy with OSDD </3

Might make him sign off with "- the host" or something idk

[suchanormalperson]

I should make my own Spotify playlist like my other headmates instead of just using the NPD vent playlist lol

[morning-stars-avenue]

hug a narcissist today, they deserve it

(or if they aren't comfortable with hugs, encourage them aggressively from the corner)

[mar64ds]

made a picture i will use a lot