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the reactor core is above nominal temperature 😳

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*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*
the reactor core is above nominal temperature 😳
hello i have learnt more spider facts
spiders will pull their own legs clean off if they get damaged because most of them can regrow legs during molting, which explains why you often see spiders missing a leg but never any missing half a leg?
some remarkably distressing scientists proved this by getting a spider to pull off all of its legs and then feeding its limbless torso for months until it sprouted a full complement of legs again and then hopefully used them to get the fuck out of dodge
baby spiders don’t get lenses until their first molt and before that they just have baby eyes and while this ought not to be any weirder than the concept of baby teeth, welp,
there are so many spiders floating around thousands of metres up in the air that they’re described as “aerial plankton”
The Sky Is Full Of Spiders
there are spider-parasitising spiders but instead of laying eggs in organs or stealing blood or anything like that they just ride on top of bigger spiders and steal snacks when their mighty steed is eating
there are ant-mimicking spiders that use their disguises to raid ant nests and w/e but there are also ant mimics that just. hang out. they make fake ant colonies full of fake ants. sometimes the actual ants that they’re mimicking find their house and live with them. stealth 100
some mother spiders live in communal family nests, where multiple mothers can work together to bring down bigger prey while all their collected babies are cared for by the babysitters
some mother spiders feed their babies mouth to mouth like birds
some mother spiders carry their babies around and i was aware of this but not the fact that if you steal their eggsac they’ll freak out and search for it for hours and sometimes end up adopting anything that’s vaguely the right size, they will carry around empty snail shells for weeks and lovingly dote on them…
guys i am literally about to cry over spider moms
I am terribly afraid of spiders and most of this list makes me want to hide in the shower forever but that bit about the spider mom’s adopting anything vaguely egg-sack shaped makes me terribly sad so please give the spider moms their egg sacks back.
Wolf spiders go the very farthest by actually carrying the babies on their back once they hatch and will also freak out if they lose any of those. Experiments found that lost or orphaned wolf spider babies will try to climb up onto any female wolf spider they encounter, and if she’s not actually a mother at the time she WILL try to brush or knock them off and keep freaking out but she still won’t actually hurt them. Instead, spiders observed in this situation “took out their aggression” on inanimate materials or just kept trying to harmlessly drive the babies away until they were too tired to keep fighting and caved in to suddenly having kids. By the time they regained their energy they were totally accustomed to being moms now and engaged in all the usual maternal behavior patterns from there. SOURCE (warning that some might find some of the experimentation cruel, just including a source so nobody thinks I’m making up spider propaganda lies again)
Citrus Series by Dennis Wojtkiewicz
man i remember reblogging these very soon after i joined tumblr
you look at them and you’re like “wow! what amazing photographs” but they’re oil paintings
they are oil paintings
they are oil paintings
of luminescent citrus fruit no less.
I’d like to see the middle one as the great rose window of a fruit-worshipping cathedral.
I’d also like to see a fruit-worshipping cathedral, obviously.
That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home
*despacito plays eerily in the background*
My boyfriend has an awesome backyard for finding friends
All I want is to cuddle my medusa gf who would turn homophobes into stone the second they'd start talking shit
Lukewarm take: Earth eggs are wasted potential. There's so much they could have done with different gemstones, so much color to explore, but nooooo, we gotta make them look like a toddler's arts and crafts project they made with gravel from their kindergarten sandbox
beautiful! amazing! detailed! so cute so creative good job water
adorable. floaty babies. planet eggs. so pretty. 10/10
gross. on theme. gooey, slimey goodness
hnnn…………. roc ks
does anyone wanna fake date as a joke and accidentally fall in love through unforeseen circumstances 👉👈
yo what the fuck
Summer evening, embraces by Baileyley
Ooo notifikace, zajímalo by mě od koho-
Oh
masturbation positivity posts: don’t be afraid to take your time, light some candles, set the mood, treat yourself after a hard days work
me: whacks one out at 1pm with one hand while eating a croissant and watching netflix
But they value our lives even less
Ok but look:
I’m really screaming
he was planning on eating the baby 😭
Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog.
Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)
Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm
This is almost as bad as that shitty urban legend about the snake “measuring” its owner before eating them
How dare you snakes are better than most people i know
Dance! Dance! DANCE!!!
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
Florida, man.
sidewalks after rain
What about... FAT FEMMES...
OH SHIT!!!