The Best Kind of Sucky Rogue

Look, what is life but a series of moments. But let's get real; life is also a cereal, and a board game. And I'm pretty sure they made a computer game out of the cereal, and a Choose Your Own Adventure Book out of living. Or something.

[josephskeery]

Millie reacting to pop rocks.

[talageek]

She’s like a tiny Julie Andrews keep her safe forever

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[sketchshark]

The Handsomest Boy.

[stability]

[qnz1984-deactivated20220716]

[disgustining-deactivated2018120]

@rivur

[skankplisskenmoved]

I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE

I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED FORCES 

[nebulouslyra]

#thank you donald for keeping our country safe

[n1ghtm4r3-p01s0n]

He also fought in the war, hence is short temper. No joke, Disney confirmed this in a fucking comic of Donald sleep walking then being woke up by firecrackers which he believes is mines in a mine field. No joke.

[haveyoubeentobahia]

The US government promoted donald duck to the rank of sergeant and gave him an honorable discharge from the military in 1984 in honor of his (animated propaganda) participation in WWII

[1-800-fuckyou]

my history of animation professor told us that he had to fill out special forms to look at and recieve donald duck’s us military history, at which point he mentioned how he had to take a step back from his life and question all of his choices

[heiru]

The fuck.

[nevver]

[big-ol-butt]

“what are you wearing? “oh, this? i’m covered head to toe in jizz, darling”

[suckishrogue]

They seem like they might jerk you around.

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[popculturebrain]

Star Wars original trilogy gets rare big-screen return this summer

[laughterkey]

fuckyea

FUCK

YEA

[wilwheaton]

So I was really excited until

The films will be presented in their 1997 re-release format. 

Fuck.

[suckishrogue]

We call that Better, Not Best.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as detective

me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost….. police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

god: my guy. What r you doing noah *tossing fish on the ark*: Hm? god: noah: god: noah: OHHHH Lmao omg!! Can you believe??? Haha whoops!!!! Lol

[poorlydrawncomic]

Eric, Who Forgot What Puppies Are

[iraffiruse]

Nintendo Oui

[orphanblacktheories-deactivated]

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

[invincibl-summr]

It is…how you say a…metaphor

[edge-level-100]

[dantiloquent]

reVOLUTIONARY

[officialunitedstates]

you:  puts your hand in the moving fan to impress the girls

me:  turns off the fan and then touches it, impressing the girls with my intellect