hi howdy i am suckybuss. i wrote the mr. tenna's secretary series (conflict of interest, mutually beneficial arrangement, brain poison, revolving doors, etc) among other things
will post ToS-compliant lewdity. minors following will be blocked, ageless blogs will be softblocked. i OC/selfship-post copiously and unapologetically.
YES YOU CAN MAKE FANART OF MY FICS!!! PLEASE DO!!! WITH ANY OC!!! I DO NOT NEED CREDIT BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT
vaguely twentysomething
she/her pronouns but i also do not care
mostly tennaposting these days
i will not moot if you post a lot of s/p/amtenna
here's a link to the reference sheet of my deltarune OC. please feed me fanart i need it to survive
i sometimes post stuff here that doesn't get posted on AO3! for shorter stuff there's the tag secretary drabble and for the (rare) longer stuff there's tenna x reader
frequently used tags:
kittenna | kittenna txt | oc: kit g | kit txt | secretary drabble | other drabble | tenna x reader | ask | my art
ask boundaries below
ā i will not accept requests for scenarios involving the following: ā
tenna x canon, pregnancy/breeding, anal/pegging, sounding, fem tenna, infidelity, incest/fauxcest, underage
subject matter i have covered previously is generally fair game.
neutral or fem reader only, please.
please do not ask personal questions. i'm not here to talk about me!
tenna giving a presentation on workplace sexual harassment: things like unsolicited sexual comments and groping are NEVER okay! when the person is your peer or subordinate, that is. but if you did that, say, to your boss. well that changes things doesn't it
for the requests... what would tenna do if someone just started feeling him up without asking?
they're calling him the most unmolestable man of all time (18+, gender neutral darkner reader, cw dubcon (in the sense that permission is not asked but. he is Quite Pleased about this), semi-public)
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You're not sure what came over you that evening you encountered your boss in that top-floor hallway. Maybe you were trying to act up enough to get fired. Maybe you were trying to exert some level of power over him, no matter how worthless and easy to resist by someone of his strength and stature. Maybe you really just wanted him that bad. All you know is that you weren't quite in your right mind when you spotted him at the end of the hall and snapped his name: "Mr. Tenna."
He turned to look at you with a slight scowl, indignant at the tone of your voice. "What is it?" he replied, his annoyance masked with a thin veneer of professionalism.
You didn't say anything further as you stepped up to him, staring at him so intensely that he took an involuntary step back. And another, and another, until his back hit the wall; the look on his screen shifted from annoyance to fear, which was quickly covered up with anger. "W-what the heck do you think you're-- mmmnh!"
He was interrupted by your hand latching onto his crotch and grabbing hard, crinkling the shiny fabric as your fingers gripped the mass contained within. Even flaccid, the thing could barely be contained in your grasp.
A bright pink blush fuzzed across his screen as his body near-instantaneously began to respond to your touch. "Huh...? H-h-huh!?" he questioned, looking down at you with an incredulous smile as his hips pressed into your hand.
You stroked the growing bulge as it started to strain his pants; he glanced frantically down the hall as he let out a choked exhale. "N-now, hold on a minute-- mmnh!" he moaned as his hips twitched forward. "Somebody might see!"
"Then let them watch," you said coolly, brushing your thumb against the tip of his now-massive erection.
He shivered at your statement, sliding slightly down the wall and responding with a light, tremulous laugh. "A-ahaha...! Uh, w-wow!" He swallowed heavily, pulsing rhythmically against your hand. "When you put it like that, it doesn't sound half bad!"
After one final glance down the hall, he became too distracted to focus on the precarious setting. As you leaned in, his huge hand gripped the back of your head and pushed you forward as he began a slow grind against your mouth. "S-so, uh... Where's all this coming from?" he asked, relenting the pressure just enough to allow you to speak. "I-- I mean, not that I'm complaining, haha! Uh! I just, uh... Y'know, couldn't say I saw this coming!"
You shrugged and refused to answer him, shutting him up by releasing his fly and forcing the tip of his cock through it, lapping the dribbling precum as it swung towards your mouth.
He was temporarily distracted, gasping and shuddering and bracing himself against the wall as you stroked your tongue against the tip, but then he grabbed your head again and forced you to look at him, grinding against your cheek with a wide, greedy smile. "Come on now, answer me. You really want me that bad, huh? So bad you just can't help yourself anymore?"
You didn't have it in you to summon up a meaningful answer, not when you didn't fully understand why this was happening in the first place. "Yeah," you murmured, glancing off to the side.
Your halfhearted response proved to be enough by his standards. He pressed the tip of his cock against your lips, letting out a quiet wail as it started to press into your mouth. "I-- Mmmnh! I h-had... I had no idea, I... Oh, if I knew, I'd have... Mnnhhh...!"
He only grew more incoherent as you start to pulse, choking out strangled moans each time you pushed him down to the limit of your mouth, which wasn't very far down the total length at all. "T-that's...! O-oh, you're... Mnh, that f-feels incredible!"
He squeezed and released his fists, his breath growing frantic and ragged as you picked up the speed. He placed his thumb on your forehead, not quite forcing you to stop, but encouraging you to slow. "Now hold on a sec... Don't you want some attention, too?" He chuckled, low and soft. "'Cuz I'd be more than happy to-- nggaaAAH!"
You ignored him, choking as you forced him down even deeper than before, pulsing up and down the accessible length of his shaft as quickly as you could. "Ngh-- a-aa-aaah!" he wailed, his hands scrambling against the wall in an attempt to steady himself. "W-wait, if you k-keep... If you keep going like that, I-- I'm gonna..."
You did it again, and again, slamming him down to broach your throat until a huge hand wrapped around the back of your head and he let out a shameless cry. An immense quantity of cum poured down your throat as he held you down, bending at the hips as he trailed slightly further down the wall, his knees weakened by the powerful orgasm.
He released your head and fell to his knees in front of you, panting heavily and placing his shaking hands over his static-filled screen. All at once, a semblance of reason returned to you; seeing that the coast is still clear, you turned down the hall and dashed away.
His face reappeared with a disappointed gasp. "W-wait! Wait, stop! We're not finished here!" he called after you. He tried to stagger to his feet, but found himself too weak to stand; you ran out of sight while he was still incapacitated.
"Dang it!" he muttered, begrudgingly stuffing his cock back in his pants. He slumped back against the wall with an exhausted laugh, incredulously shaking his head. "'Til next time, huh?" he chuckled. "When I get my hands on you tomorrow, oh..." He shivered. "The two of us are gonna have a lot of fun."
which tenna fic of yours is your favorite and which is your least favorite?
least favorite is and always has been preferential treatment. it's a nothing plot with a barely-developed tenna made for the sake of making tenna porn in the short period of time where there was none. even the tenna i wrote a Literal Day later (mutually beneficial arrangement) is leagues better than that one
this answer has changed over time but i think right now my favorite is It's Gonna Be A Long Week. i like the tonal balance of all the sex being evil and nasty but also they're just having a really fun time. the pro wrestling of fucking. my other works are more emotionally complex but long week is the one i find myself rereading the most often
my bisexual tenna headcanon is character-motivated, not canon-motivated (i will concede that canon only hints at attraction towards men, but with the major caveat that any proving or disproving interactions with women simply do not exist, and a lack of evidence is not the same as evidence)
however. given everything we know about him, i have a hard time believing that literally anyone who showered him with praise and told him how sexy he is and begged for him would not get his dick absolutely throbbing hard
people in fandom are so uniquely hostile about bisexuality. claiming identity erasure if you HC a character with no canon sexuality as bisexual, with zero equivalent offense being given to literally any other type of sexuality including straight. claiming that youāre ādelusionalā if you HC a character as bisexual when theyāve canonically been attracted to both men and women because obviously their attraction to the same sex is the only one thatās āreal.ā Everyone Get Less Weird About Bisexuality Now
I know I'm like a year late to the party, but I'm just now reading Brain Poison and... oh my god? The first time he hypnotizes her is so chilling, and it evokes the same sickening level of discomfort as that scene in Obsession when the guy sleeps with the girl knowing that it's not actually her in the body ā the part where she's making the right sounds but just staring blankly at the ceiling.
But Brain Poison is the blueprint! You wrote it so well, and the whole time I'm reading it I'm like "nonononoNONONO"... but also just on the edge of my seat just soooo eager to see where it's going to go.
TLDR: wow, good shit, I'm disturbed, but I can't look away.
i can see the parallels. also in the sense that there was an initial unintentiality (bear snapping the willow assuming it was a gag gift/tenna employing the hypnosis assuming it would just get reader to calm down) paired with the near-immediate lapse into āthis is awesome actuallyā after a brief period of panic and remorse. although i can hardly be called the blueprint LMAO even though mine came first the movie was being created at the same time. i guess doomed mind control was in the air in 2025
iām glad you liked it! i hope to employ him in various other fucked up ways in the future. utilizing silly goofy characters for stomach turning horror my beloved
ideally i would have used a pinker minky for his jacket but i have thus far failed to find the right on-the-border-between-pink-and-red shade. and since i had so much left over from the original plush i didnāt really have an excuse to not use it
What would Tenna do if he found Kit with a hugeass 4ft handmade plush of him in her house ā¦
in no universe would kit own something like that and if she did itād be because he gave it to her LMAO
i tried to consider this more broadly but now iām hung up on what would happen if you brought a tenna plush into a household with TV-tenna. would the darkner be just him but soft and squishy and gets to cuddle with you in real life. i think this would make him violent
