knockoff-ostrich

she/her ☆ aroace ☆ 🇵🇰 ☆ knockoff_ostrich on ao3 ☆ i yap about a rotating list of things and fandoms :] ☆ if you think you may know me irl i beg of you pls leave

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 37

Goofy (A Very Goofy Movie)

Benoit Blanc (Knives Out)

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 19

Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)

Xibalba (The Book of Life)

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Michael art by @mangozic

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 42

Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)

The Winter King (Fionna and Cake)

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

Jon art by @drawsmaddy

[knockoff-ostrich]

trying to find good bokuaka fics to read why is everything an AU????

[aro-ace-culture-is]

aroace culture is being from a country where sex is still seen something as taboo to talk but arrange marriages are norm and recently love marriages btw m/f are being normalized, also only in recent times LBQT relationship are talking in movies and shows and being aroace put you in a weird situation. You are hiding in plain sight and not pursuing anyone but still see expectations of marrying by everyone. You are not going to marry anyone but still in closet and never will come out to anyone in your family and friends because they don't understand gay and lesbian romantic relationships. So how they are going to understand aromantic and asexuality

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[aro-ace-culture-is]

Aroace culture is mentally accepting that you'll not really have big long term relationships and not accounting for them in life plans. Then being surprised and confused when others include you in theirs, explicitly and in a way that accounts for the aroace of it all.

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[sockth]

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[aro-ace-culture-is]

aroace culture is not understanding people who say they're lonely when they're single when they still have good friends and family around them, like do your friends/family not matter enough to you???

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[threadworn]

[ajhains]

leashed dog

[standardyellowdoor]

I don’t believe in Catholicism so if I ever say ‘good lord’ please hear it in Jonathan Sims Head Archivist Of The Magnus Institute London’s voice, thank you

[sksprrm]

i expected martin to be this rude and apathetic guy (the way jonathan talks about him) and then we get to hear him and he's like the cutest nervous wreck you've ever met. jonathan what the fuck is your problem

[corvid-kidz]

WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH

[storageproclaim]

I can’t believe I’ve been playing Minecraft since I was six years old, AND I’M STILL TERRIBLE AT THE GAME

[foggy-eyed-archivist]

sometimes I remember that jmart is actually 100% canon and I get a sudden rush of joy and gratitude for the writer(s) at rq.

and not just implied canon either. not just an ambiguous confession that could be twisted to be platonic. not just subtext. not just a relationship confirmed by the creators after the fact. they are 100% undeniably canon.

they refer to each other as boyfriends. they talk openly with other characters about the fact that they're dating. they have an audible kiss. they say I love you in a way that is undeniably romantic. they openly flirt with each other.

and like. yeah canon is made up and whatever we want it to be yadda yadda. but like,, canon queer relationships, especially quality written queer relationships, are just,, RIDICULOUSLY hard to come by for some reason and jmart's relationship is so refreshing to me, especially because you can tell the writers actually care about it

and they're not the only ones! there's a canon lesbian couple! there are canon trans characters! there are literal statements with themes of transness and queerness and how that impacts people's experiences! there are explicitly queer background characters/relationships! jon is canonically asexual! (and jon's asexuality could be a whole other post for me—it feels so monumental as an asexual person to see somebody who is both canonically asexual and still has genuine romantic relationships)

no matter what your opinion on jmart is, I think it's pretty hard to deny that they're so important on the representation side of things. as a queer person it's incredibly comforting to have a fandom where I feel 100% safe and accepted by not just the queer side of the fandom but the creators as well <3 thank u rusty quill for all you do

[sporeganism]

June