[pup-punk]

Random hoe tips

Avoid caffeine before bed. 

Try to go to sleep around the same time every night. 

Avoid using electronic devices before bed. 

When choosing an outfit, stick to solid colors like black, olive, khaki, white, gray, nude, etc. They’ll go with anything. 

Drink!!! Your!!! Water!!! 

Using a toner for oily skin helps a lot. 

Find a moisturizer that doesn’t make your skin oily throughout the day. 

Exfoliate once or twice a week. 

Use castor oil or Vaseline to moisturize your eyelashes because they do need to be conditioned, just like your hair. 

If you don’t have time to wax, shaving with Neosporin leaves your kitty stubble-free. 

Kat Von D lipstick is blowjob proof. 

Estee Lauder’s Double-Wear foundation is smear-proof. 

Fantasia Smoothing Serum keeps your hair from flattening and tangling during sexy time. 

Switch to men’s deodorant and razors. You’ll see why. 

Use tea tree oil to moisturize where you usually shave. 

Shaving with baby oil also gives a stubble-free, smooth shave. 

Pat a bit of foundation on your lips before applying lipstick to make it last longer when making out and giving blowjobs. 

Matte finish foundations stick to your skin better and don’t rub off. 

Cranberries will make your kitty’s scent a little sweeter. 

Use coconut oil and Vaseline on your thighs nightly to eliminate stretch marks. 

Put garlic on your nail beds and coconut oil on your cuticles for longer nails. 

If you have marks from ingrown hairs on your kitty, rub on aloe vera for the itching and coconut oil to fade the marks. 

Threading your eyebrows lasts longer than waxing them. 

If you know you’re doing the dirty, don’t wear cotton panties because they can trap lint in the crevices of your thighs. 

When brushing your teeth, brush your tongue too to eliminate bad breath. 

Use a pumice stone to get dead skin cells off your feet and focus on your heels. 

Chloraseptic throat numbing medication helps incredibly with deepthroating. 

Lemon juice and baking soda removes cum stains. 

Yoni oil makes your kitty extremely soft. 

Peeing after sex decreases your risk of UTIs and STDs. 

Change the condom if you’re going from anal to vaginal sex so you’re more protected against bacteria. 

Applying a homemade body and face scrub made of brown sugar and honey can work wonders. 

For dry or peeling lips, use water and a toothbrush to exfoliate them. 

Floss daily. 

Olive oil repairs nails broken from acrylics. 

Add moisturizer to a foundation that’s a little too dark for you to lighten it up. 

Even if you’re on birth control, wearing condoms can help prevent against STDs. 

Don’t let your number of partners affect you; to each their own. 

Don’t use soap in, near, or around your kitty. 

Coffee and salty foods will make your kitty taste bitter, so stick to water, tea, or juice. 

Don’t constantly use bath bombs or take bubble baths as they can give your kitty an infection. Keep it to a minimum. 

Never spray perfume in or on your kitty. This is a no-brainer. 

Don’t lie to your doctors about being sexually active. 

[witchelixir]

How to feel like an angel

-wear rose face masks -moisturize your skin -use sugar scrubs -paint your nails a pale pink -listen to new music -curl your hair -bat your eyelashes softly -bake blueberry muffins -wear satin dresses -burn lavender scented candles -buy yourself roses

And over all take care of yourself, you are ethereal, you matter.

[skincarejesus]

[skincarejesus]

[sugarsugggar-blog]

Pussy Tea 2.0 🤤🍯🍒💦

I’m hear to tell you I found a better and more effective version of the tea I normal drink! Basically I added a few ingredients to not only make you taste better but improves your skin, get your body snatched and will help keep you wetter! You’re gonna need:

- 1 cup pure tart cherry juice

- 1 cup pure cranberry juice

- 3 cinnamon sticks

- 1/2 cup pineapple

- 3 cranberry pills (cut and use the liquid inside)

- honey to sweeten

Basically you combine all the ingredients together and let sit in the fridge for 24 hours till everything combines. Use a good amount of honey because it’s very bitter and takes awhile to get used too. 😖🍯🍯Honestly I have an A1 pussy because of this shit. I drink about 1/4 cup daily and I usually mix it with water cause it’s so strong. 😻💦💦Tarte cherry juice is super good for the skin as well and can help with acne and pimples!! Cinnamon can also improve your metabolism!!! Hydrating can also help if you have dryness!!! Let me know what version worked best for you honeys 😋💦

[sugarsugggar-blog]

Pussy Tea (make your kitty taste great) 😛

1. You will need: a bag of frozen or fresh cranberries, 2 cinnamon sticks, loose tea leafs (I use a cinnamon blend from David’s tea or plain black tea) and liquid cranberry pills (this is optional but you should have these already if you want a tasty 🐱) 2. Add one cup of the cranberries to a pot of 4 cups of boiling water. 3. Pop in the cinnamon sticks and add a table spoon of the loose tea. 4. Cut open 1-5 cranberry pills and add liquid to the water (optional but works faster) 5. Let boil for 5-10 mins. 6. Remove from heat and strain the liquid into a cup. 7. Drink up! I swear by this and it’s soo tasty, sweet and doesn’t add any extra calories to your diet! This will make your kitty deadly sweet so I recommend drinking this at maximum 3 times a week !!!

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[hoetipsbyangel]

my fave hoe products

baby wipes - can be used to take makeup off quickly. use before & after sex,easily wipes up boob sweat and is just good for freshening up overall

throat numbing spray -  makes deep throating easier (especially if your gag reflex is bad)

aquaphor - makes lips soft and is good for any rough patches of skin

clear or light pink gloss - super flirty and cute and makes your lips look nice & pouty

salux cloth - exfoliates skin really well and will make your skin soft as fuck. it’s like a loofah but better. it’s also long so you can exfoliate your back as well.

schick intuition razor - it has a little moisturizing bar on the razor so u don’t have to use shaving cream. so moisturizing and makes you smooth as fuck. one of the best razors imo.

dr. bronners peppermint castile soap - literally makes you feel so clean and minty! if u have a vagina do not put this inside of it bc it will throw ur pH way off)

baby oil - put on wet skin to keep moisture in and make you soft af. also good if u wanna put oil on your ass & titties during sex (also be sure not to get this in your vagina bc it will give u a fuckin infection and it also it deteriorates condoms)

perfume oil - lasts longer and is is stronger than perfume (i recommend the “crown perfume” brand)

body butter - thicker than lotion and makes you wayyy softer (heres a diy recipe)

rosewater - smells like rose (obviously) and works good as a toner,setting spray,and makeup “refresher”. works well for all skin types.

aloe vera gel - great under makeup as a moisturizer & primer if you have oily skin. it absorbs fast and prevents wrinkles and makes ur skin look nice & plump. i’ve heard it can be used to shave with as well. (make sure you get the clear one, not the green or blue gel. and make sure there’s no alcohol added)

chlorophyll - basically a body deodorizer, that you take internally. comes in liquid or pill form. it’s a natural remedy for vaginal odor & bad breath. it’ll make you smell better in general though.

bentonite clay/aztec healing clay - detoxes skin and is good for break outs.