If you’re a USAmerican and rightfully horrified by what the government is doing right now, I just want to rq share 5calls. They have a really simple tool for finding your reps and contacting them, as well as a variety of scripts for anyone not confident speaking off book. Emails can be filtered out, phone calls, voicemails, and physical letters are much harder to ignore. Calling your reps isn’t the end all be all of anti-war action, but it’s a place to start while you process what the fuck just happened.
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
Watch_Dogs 1: Mercilessly hunt down the killers of your niece as an ex-gang member turned hacker in the cold, dark streets of Chicago.
Watch_Dogs 2: Bully a bunch of rich people with your besties in the bright and colourful city of San Fransico!!!! :))))✨😍🥳✨✨🎉
Watch_Dogs Legion: Fight for the survival of both yourself and your friends as you are hunted down for a mass murder you didn't commit in a dark, cyberpunk authoritarian London.
So i may or may not have just typed out the entire Magic Goat Battle Princess script because of reasons
Mainly so its all together in one go and easier to read lmao.
Baby Wrench's fave show down below!
Magic Goat Battle Princess Script
[1/15]
NARRATOR: Previously on Magic Goat Battle Princess!
Shot of Dandelion blasting a wave of magic, knocking Calla-Lily, Cowbell and Celosia off their hooves.
NARRATOR: Princess Calla-Lily and her loyal companions, Princess Cowbell and Princess Celosia, are foiled by the wicked Dandelion!
Shot of Calla-Lilly and Dandelion, locked in an intense battle. Calla-Lilly cries out.
CALLA-LILY: Dandy! We used to be friends! What happened to you!
NARRATOR: The princesses are caught! Trapped in the evil Lord Mugwort's domain!
Shot of a cage door clanging shut. Calla-Lily, Cowbell and Celosia trapped inside.
NARRATOR: Will the princesses be able to break free? Will Calla-Lily be able to stop Lord Mugwart in time?
[2/15]
Loked inside of a large cage, Calla-Lily tries to summon her spell, but something isn't right.
CALLA-LILY: I can't use my posers!
CELOSIA: Me neither. This cage must have a ward on it that seals our magic.
COWBELL: Raaaah!
Cowbell charges head first into the cage door. She's knocked back. Not a dent.
CELOSIA: There's no way out of here. We're doomed!
COWBELL: Wait... I hear hoofsteps!
[3/15]
Dandelion sneaks into the room.
CALLA-LILY: Dandelion?
CELOSIA: Here to finish the job?
COWBELL: Let me at her! I can take her!
Dandelion comes up to the door. Locks eyes with Calla-Lily.
CALLA-LILY: Just... don't hurt my friends. Leave them out of it.
DANDELION: I'm not here to hurt you.
Dandelion pulls out a key and unlocks the cage. She pushes the door open, freeing the Princesses!
[4/15]
DANDELION: Get going! Lord Mugwart won't miss you for long/
The Princesses hurry out of the cage.
CELOSIA: Come on, Princess Cowbell. They stashed our weapons in that chest.
CALLA-LILY: Comew with us.
COWBELL: What? Her!
Dandelion doesnt move. Struggling with something.
DANDELION: Cant do that.
CALLA-LILY: You didnt have to free us. I know theres good in you.
DANDELION: Just go, alright? Before they catch you.
Dandelion leaves.
[5/15]
Celosia pulls her sword out of a chest.
CELOSIA: Thank goat-ness. I swore to my grandmother that i would take care of her sword. Feel better now that ive got it back.
COWBELL: Hammer!
Cowbell finds her hammer and hugs it tight.
CELOSIA: I dont know why Dandelion helped us, but shes right. We've got to go.
CALLA-LILY: No. We cant run.
Calla-Lily picks up her want. A determined look on her face.
CALLA-LILY: Princesses dont run away from evil. We need to take the fight to Lord Mugwort and stop him.
[6/15]
The Princesses sneak into Lord Mugworts throne room. Hes standing in the middle of a pentagram, candles glowing around him. The ritual is almost complete!
CALLA-LILY: He doesnt know were here yet. We can suprise him.
But Dandelion suddenly comes inot view. She hisses at them, her voice low.
DANDELOIN: I told you to run.
CELOSIA: Princesses dont run from evil.
COWBELL: They smash!
Cowbell suddenly charges. lifting her hammer up. She summons her power!
COWBELL: Booming... Thunder...
Lord Mugwort suddenly turns to face her. He stams his foot and shreiks! Knocking Cowbell out of the air!
[7/15]
CALLA-LILY: Cowbell!
Cowbell struggles on the ground, groping around for her hammer.
MUGWORT: Foolish little kids... stamping around my pen...
His eyes glow red. Smoke unfurling from his nostrils. He picks up a black pitchfork.
Calla-Lily and Celosia come to Cowbell's side and help her up.
CALLA-LILY: We cant let you do this, Lord Mugwort!
MUGWORT: You cant stop me...
Lord Mugwort laughs evilly, his voice booming, a dark power swirling and building around him. The shart tines of the pitchfork glint as he aims it forward, ready to strike.
The Princesses huddle together, bracing htemselves for a powerful attack.
[8/15]
DANDELION: Lord Mugwort, wait!
She runs out in front of the princesses.
MUGWORT: What is the meaning of this?
DANDELION: You cant do this! Send them away, seal their powers, just-- please! dont kill them!
CALLA-LILY: Dandelion...
MUGWORT: Hmm.
Mugwort surveys the scene.
MUGWORT: ...Pathetic.
Dandelion takes a step backwards.
MUGWORT: I truly thought you were like me, Dandelion. But it seems I was wrong. What a sad waste you turned out to be.
He fires a beam of PURPLE ENERGY, knocking Dandelion out of her transformed state. She calls to the ground in pain.
CALLA-LILY: Dandy!
[9/15]
MUGWORT: And now to crush the rest of you under my hooves!
Cowbell: You wish, you old creep!
Cowbell materialises her HAMMER and charges at Mugwort. He grabs her with one hand.
COWBELL: Hrkkk! Rrgh!
He tosses her aside, slamming her into a stone pillar.
MUGWORT: You impudent whelps dare to challange me?! I am the Lord of the Dark Empire! My power is infinite!
He holds out his hand and WAVES of dark energy emit from it. The princess instantly crumble to the ground.
CALLA-LILLY: Its no use! He's... too powerful.
CELOSIA: We're... done for...
Dandelion manages to raise her eyes. She sees Calla-Lily on the ground, showing pain on her face.
DANDELION: No...
[10/15]
MUGWORT: At long last, an end to this annoyance.
He raises his hand, preparing to strike the killing blow.
DANDELION: I won't.. let you.. HURT THEM!
There is an EXPLOSION of yellow energy from Dandelion. She shakily gets to her feet.
MUGWORT: What?! Impossible!
DANDELION: Battle Princess ACTIVATE!
She begins her SPARKLING PRINCESS transformation. We see the FULL LENGTH TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE as her new golden-yellow armor materialises.
DANDELION: I am Battle Princess Dandelion! And evil-doers are about to get trampled!
MUGWORT: Baaa! I thought I put you in your place!
He fires another purple energy beam. She holds out her power staff.
DANDELION: Radiant... Sunliiiight... BLAST!
The SUNLIGHT BLAST pierces through Mugwort's energy beam and hits him in the hand. He recoils in pain.
CALLA-LILY: Everyone, now!
[11/15]
Celosia and Cowbell look at each other and nod.
BOWBELL: Booming... Thunder... STRIKE!
CELOSIA: Shining... Typhoon... WAVE!
Their power attacks combine into swirling elemental blask. The impact knocks Mugwort backwards.
MUGWORT: Raaaagh!
He starts throwing out more purple beams, but hes off-kilter now and the shots are going wide.
DANDELION: I will NEVER be like you!
She hits him square in the chest with a flying kick, knocking him down to the ground and leaving him exposed.
CALLA-LILY: You messed with the wrong kids, Mugwort!
She gets in her POWERSTANCE and the other princesses line up behind her.
CALLA-LILY: Rainbow... Petal... MAGIC!
Rainbow light fills the entire throne room. Mugwort writhes in agony.
[12/15]
As the last of Mugwort's body evaporates, the PURPLE CLOUD above him takes shape. Celosia points her sword at it.
MUGWORT: You may have prevailed his day, but I will return in an even stronger vessel. Your world has not yet seen the last of my dark power.
The purple clowd evaporates, leaving an empty throne room.
COWBELL: Yeah, well-- Same to you, buddy!
The princesses look around. Dandelion starts to walk out without saying a word.
CALLA-LILY: Dandy...
She pauses at the door.
DANDELION: I'm getting out of here. You should too.
She walks out.
CELOSIA: Huh, i guess some things never change.
[13/15]
Dandelion rounds the corner and to her suprise sees Calla-Lilly standing there, anxiously tapping her hoof.
DANDELION: Oh. CL.
CALLA-LILY: Hi.
DANDELION: Hi.
They start walking down the street together in silence.
DANDELION: (mumbling)
CALLA-LILY: Waht?
DANDELION: I said you dont have to start walking with me now. I've always been fine on my own.
CALLA-LILY: Oh... Okay. If you say so.
Calla-Lily slows down as Dandelion picks up the pace. As she hurries ahead she looks over her shoulder.
DANDELION: I'm glad youre okat , Calla.
[14/15]
Awkward silence. The princesses stare at each other across the cafeteria table. The only one that doesnt look uneasy is Cowbell, who obliviously stuffs her face with a peanut butter and hay sandwich.
CELOSIA: Anyway. We all just wanted to say how much we appreciate what you did for us. And we want to apologise.
Silence. Cowbell continues eating her sandwich. Celosia clears her throat and stamps on Cowbells hoof.
COWBELL: Right. Um. Yeah. Sorry i called you "Freakzilla".
Dandelion laughs, kind of uncomfortable.
DANDELION: Its okay. I, uh, kind of am a Freakzilla.
CALLA-LILY: No.
She puts her hand over Dandelion's.
CALLA-LILY: Youre a princess.
Dandelion smiles despite herself.
[15/15]
NARRATOR: Next time on Magic Goat Battle Princess!
Shot of Cowbell whaling on a drum kit.
NARRATOR: The team tries to start an afterschool music club.
Shot of Celosia looking confused while hoilding a guitar.
Shot of Calla-Lily tripping and falling into a stack of trumpet cases.
NARRATOR: But does the mysterious new transfer student have a dark secret?
Shot of a goat boy playing violin.
NARRATOR: On the next episode: "Strings of Destiny!"
Privew fades out and the "CALLA SAYS" screen comes up.
CALLA-LILY: Hey everyone! This is Princess Calla-Lily. Remmber: Dont vape, and say "No" to cyberbullying!
small reminder for the phm fandom because I have never seen this come up in fan content for some reason:
audio description exists!! stop making Rocky watch movies and TV entirely through his light sensor, he's gonna miss SO much only interpreting a 2D image through the tech he has. we have created the accessibility features Rocky needs to get the full media watching experience, he deserves to have it!
not every piece of visual media has an AD track, but it's a larger percentage than you might think. upgrade your Grace Rocky movie night headcanons today
small reminder for the phm fandom because I have never seen this come up in fan content for some reason:
audio description exists!! stop making Rocky watch movies and TV entirely through his light sensor, he's gonna miss SO much only interpreting a 2D image through the tech he has. we have created the accessibility features Rocky needs to get the full media watching experience, he deserves to have it!
not every piece of visual media has an AD track, but it's a larger percentage than you might think. upgrade your Grace Rocky movie night headcanons today
these past few months ive been working on a post SecretLife - EPIC: The Musical AU. basically the main idea is that after scar gets trapped in secret life, grian sends Martyn (or "eurylochus") and Bdubs (as "polites") off to go save him. The battle of Troy represents the fight against the watchers and askkskalsl idk then cue the whole EPIC soundtrack ig
the bottom one is from like months ago btw please dont judge 😔🙏
