Madman in a Chair

I'm a bard with cerebral palsy in a wheelchair. Striving for positivity in everyday life. Aspiring fantasy author curating my multifandom mess of a blog. I watch too much tv. Thanks for following the Wheelybard!

[cutecipher]

its important for a woman to have machinations/schemes

[wheelybard]

This can't be the new Wilderness years.

At least Survival was a GOOD EPISODE!

[gay-irl]

Bi🐸irl

[twincanine]

man how did they leave off the punchline of this tweet:

(https://twitter.com/perfectcows/status/1351277002876186627)

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[here-by-chance]

im obsessed

[the-real-seebs]

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

[wheelybard]

The Stanley Parable Adventure Line.

[jae-writes-stuff]

Every now and then I remember what RTD did to Belinda Chandra and I just.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[monarobot]

The good luck post! \o/

[edwarbteach]

JUNE THE THIRD, AN EXCELLENT DAY!

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[heldthesun]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 64

Agent Stone (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Updated picture

[thememedaddy]

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[wheelybard]

There are things I like that I don't blog about on Tumblr....