Just The Wurst, Please

Guten Tag! Call me Vik. I live and breathe for chemistry jokes, vaporwave, and nachos. Weak for a good pinstripe. My prayers include: 1) a canon (immortal) Tosamura 2) For Saritah to finally notice me 3) a long happy life for Mithril, my beautiful Betta fish. Feel free to stay a while. There's fresh cookies in the oven.

[puyopuyo]

[the-voice-of-ghosts-blog]

@suit-yourselves Guten Tag! I know the Chapter 3 update took a while, but I reworked a big part of it. Something was…hm…missing? I figured out what that something was. I’m kind of happy with it. And by kind of, I mean I’m really excited! It’s a long chapter, so settle in before you read it. Now with 20% less dialogue and more descriptive paragraphs, just how you like it! LOL

Okay! Enough talk! Read on, my dear child.

Chapter 3: A Little Trouble Shooting

[suit-yourselves]

AH!!! i was looking through notifications leaving work and i saw tumblr.com with my username tagged by you and i screamed (metaphorically cuz people were around.) i know you’re prolly already in dreamland but i really appreciate this. Guess who’s reading fanfiction at the dinner table?! ‘scuse me, the “supper” table :D 

[suit-yourselves]

Pretend that you don't know who you are!

lmao i’m assuming you want this as a poem prompt? i mean, sometimes i do have to look in the mirror twice just to make sure it’s really me in there...thankfully it usually is. lol sorry for trolling. thanks for the idea!

[stygian-sins-blog]

aight y’all but what if it was pronounced TAN-a-ka instead of Ta-NA-ka.? i’m losing my shit laughing at this. all i can hear is a valley girl accent “ohmygod TAN-a-ka, where did you get that jacket?”

[suit-yourselves]

sup, i'll start off easy. Here's ur first prompt: make two short poems where one is about literal ships (boats) and the next is about figurative ships (like OTPs or w/e)

done and DONE! i got a little carried away on the 2nd one. Ty for the prompt!

Poetry Trade

[the-voice-of-ghosts-blog]

Yo @suit-yourselves! Chapter 2 is done. Read on, my child! I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now. [carpal tunnel intensifies]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17043317/chapters/40072406#workskin

[the-voice-of-ghosts-blog]

Hey, @suit-yourselves! Remember when you told the Santa IBM what you wanted for Christmas? Well, the Ajin elves got word of that and sent the info to me. Tosaki x Shimomura and Satou x Tanaka? I couldn’t think of a way to combine them, so I gave them their own stories. But now you must make a choice of which one the elves will continue. So, @suit-yourselves, what’ll it be? 

Actions Spoke (Tosaki x Shimomura)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17141444/chapters/40311584

OR

Player, Too (Satou x Tanaka)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17043317/chapters/40071944

(Don’t worry, you can choose both if you want lol. My hands might fall off from writing, but that is okay. I will ask Santa for more.)

The North Pole awaits your answer!

Fröhliche Weihnachten! XD

[suit-yourselves]

OH MY GAWDDDD! i had no idea you were my gifter! at first i was like wait, how did they know i like satou x tanaka bc i hadn’t mentioned that in the info, BUT THEN I SAW UR NAME! I’ve been traveling so i hadn’t seen your post until now, but thank you so much!!! ngl this is a v. cool idea bc it’s a gift that keeps giving. i’m gonna be a jerk and ask for both. but don’t stress! finish them whenever you feel like it. i love your writing so much!!! ahhhh! best xmas ever! I AM DECEASED

[suit-yourselves]

Happy Holidays to my giftee @lokh! a little birdie told me you liked AUs and Kei/Kai ships along with Tosaki/Shimomura, so here’s a little AU with the roles reversed—Kei & Kai are hunting Tosaki and Shimomura. Enjoy!

Pursuit https://archiveofourown.org/works/17069864

[stygian-sins-blog]

sometimes i think about the ajin characters and what they were like in high school or uni or something. like what did they study? did they have jobs?

[suit-yourselves]

idk about college but tosaki definitely modeled fortnite skins before landing that Ministry job

[the-voice-of-ghosts-blog]

I think Tanaka played bass for Gorillaz. All self-taught, too! He’s quite the musician.

[stygian-sins-blog]

sometimes i think about the ajin characters and what they were like in high school or uni or something. like what did they study? did they have jobs?

[suit-yourselves]

idk about college but tosaki definitely modeled fortnite skins before landing that Ministry job

[suit-yourselves]

SOON. XD

ma’am this box is for ASKS. that’s not even a complete sentence...

[haramura]

AJIN CHAPTER 59, JUNE 7TH 2018

KAI’S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[stygian-sins-blog]

die Brille anlegen.

[suit-yourselves]

hm you seem to have a typo there. let me fix that for you.

die Brille anlegen anziehen

there you go :)

[the-voice-of-ghosts-blog]

LOL. Actually you’ve both got it wrong.

*die Brille aufsetzen*

[mesmerizing-chalupas]

“Girls, girls, you’re BOTH pretty.”

[suit-yourselves]

i know, i know. but i’m only pretty when Ich ZIEHE meine Brille AN.

[the-voice-of-ghosts-blog]

But! You’d look even better if you would just SETZT deine Brille AUF.

[stygian-sins-blog]

God…you people can’t be saved lmao [backs away slowly whispering anlegen]

[omg-satou]

Kei @ Satou

[jamestaylor50-deactivated201809]

Ajin fandom waiting for TakaGen to happen

[the-voice-of-ghosts-blog]

god i can’t stop laughing at this

[the-voice-of-ghosts-blog]

Heyyy there foxy lady. how was your valentine's day? ;)

OH MY GOD, VIK. Go home. XD

LOL! My Valentine’s Day was nice. I hope yours was the same.

[suit-yourselves]

only 4 days late in your response. better than usual heheheh.