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charles/dan | 25 | selfship hole | I like suit guys | main is pikaflute

[suitguywifer]

im charles/dan. this is my selfship hole (main is @pikaflute). i like to see suit guys and i desire them carnally.

My f/os are listed here. Basically if it's a guy in a suit or something adjacent I'm on him like butter on toast.

some notes before you follow

this account is 18+ only. I probably won't post anything explicit out right however.

general dni criteria: no weirdos who like pedo, incest, or any shit like that. i do not want to see that shit.

do not hound me about being a lesbian and selfshipping with men. if you start some shit i'm sending you to the dungeon.

okay that's all please play with me won't you.

[suitguywifer]

I made this image so people can understand the intricacies.

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Can we kill it? Does it receive pain? Is it able to be beaten? Can it bleed?

[suitguywifer]

There's something I guess poetic about choosing of all characters to start self-shipping with this fuck you know. Like the blue poison is effective they really did put cocaine in penny arcade

[suitguywifer]

Can we kill it? Does it receive pain? Is it able to be beaten? Can it bleed?

[suitguywifer]

I regret to inform everybody I have been writing reader x character for the first time ever. This isn't a bad thing obviously. Well hold your horses you don't know what character I chose.

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I regret to inform everybody I have been writing reader x character for the first time ever. This isn't a bad thing obviously. Well hold your horses you don't know what character I chose.

[suitguywifer]

[suitguywifer]

I regret to inform everybody I have been writing reader x character for the first time ever. This isn't a bad thing obviously. Well hold your horses you don't know what character I chose.

[suitguywifer]

DO NOT GET INTO PENNY ARCADE I AM TELLING YOU THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW DO NOT GET INTO THIS SHIT

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[suitguywifer]

DO NOT GET INTO PENNY ARCADE I AM TELLING YOU THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW DO NOT GET INTO THIS SHIT

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They need to get me out of the poker night at the inventory files

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NEW F/O CRITERIA: Are they going to heaven or not?

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Posted it to the wrong account fuck my gay life but here it is again

Charles: Hell

Superball: I know he's a government official but he's so kind so heaven

Flint: Hell but visitation to do yaoi stuff with Superball #godisafujoshi

Sam: LOOOOOOOOL

Phoenix: hell

Miles: hell

Herlock: hell but not for any one action he did only because he's British and blonde

Dojima: hell

Larry: purgatory

Frye: heaven with all the angels

Bayonetta: hell but like lore compliant

Glados: robot hell

[suitguywifer]

NEW ADDITIONS:

Tycho (OTRSPOD): (laughing for 3 hours)

Gabe (OTRSPOD): He was born from a flower and a puppy combining their love into one pure beautiful being. I think he belongs in heaven. I don't care about the circumstances that happened in game

Tycho (Poker Night): deepest layer as soon as he steps out of the inventory

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I'm going to post something with three characters and you guys promise not to get mad at me

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NEW F/O CRITERIA: Are they going to heaven or not?

[suitguywifer]

Posted it to the wrong account fuck my gay life but here it is again

Charles: Hell

Superball: I know he's a government official but he's so kind so heaven

Flint: Hell but visitation to do yaoi stuff with Superball #godisafujoshi

Sam: LOOOOOOOOL

Phoenix: hell

Miles: hell

Herlock: hell but not for any one action he did only because he's British and blonde

Dojima: hell

Larry: purgatory

Frye: heaven with all the angels

Bayonetta: hell but like lore compliant

Glados: robot hell

[suitguywifer]

NEW F/O CRITERIA: Are they going to heaven or not?

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Thinking about the eating habits of my f/os and like half of them are like you would love going to Wawa with me

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Charles: Very refined tastes: dethklok personal chefs probably are delighted to make something that isn't disgusting garbage food for once in their lives. I think he does know how to cook though but you know job and the church kinda get in the way.

Sam: he can make a sandwich at best. he just goes to stinkys every day and leaves and immediately goes hmm 🤔 what if I cut across five lanes of traffic to get some chips from that store and he does

Flint: I think he'd eat pizza off the floor if presented with the opportunity. Plus two beers.

Superball: can probably cook cause he's housewife material. To me. I think out of everyone on this list he probably eats the healthiest. It's how he keeps his youthful glow.

Larry: I don't think he has time to cook for himself and even if he could he wouldn't. He likes going out to eat across the region. He would die if he couldnt eat his rice balls.

Dojima: It's really bad when you had to get your nephew to cook for you. I think he orders out a lot and the one time he tried making something he almost burned down the kitchen so Nanako and Yu are like scared whenever he goes over to it

Frye: my beautiful princess can spend her salmon run paycheck on anything she wants. She loves everything and she deserves everything.

Bayonetta: Similar to Charles. I think it's high refined tastes but like she's like hmmm let me not forget my lollipop

GLaDOS: WD-40

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UPDATED:

Phoenix: Forced to learn how to cook because he has like a kid. He would rather still spend like half of his budget on the saltiest ramens imaginable and wine because he's insane.

Edgeworth: Refined tastes because he's rich and terrible. He loves going out to eat mainly because if you asked him to cook a meal more complex than spaghetti he is choosing death again.

Herlock: He would honestly eat mold off the floor. Keep his ass away from the kitchen he's going to burn down the kitchen and kill everyone in London. #STOPWHITEBOYSTOP!!!!!

[dylansdog]

self shipping with a character who gets hoes is funny. “i’m my f/o’s only canon love interest!!” meanwhile they’re deleting 10000 numbers from their phone

[darliings]

if you had the chance to show your self-ship to the creator of the series your f/o is from, would you do it?

the creator already knows about my self-ship

yes i would show them

no i wouldn't show them

depends on the creator

Voting ended onFeb 5