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Hello there. I am the sun sorb. The REAL sun sorb. Ask me anything... If you dare.

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hello sun sorb What’s your favorite color

Hmm. blue?

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Sorb backwards is bros

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Follow me if you endorse the domination of this planet by sun sorbs.

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If anyone is seen advertising the sun sorb product, I will sue them. 

I do not tolerate the selling of my kind.

They have to be killed, stuffed, taken from their homes, and bought by strange human things. 

Don’t advertise them.

Just don’t.