Sh*t

Sometimes I wanna die

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

If your throat is a thrussy, what is an adam's apple?

your thresticle

[bussy-warlock]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here - William Shakespeare

[norcalchicana-deactivated201509]

[cwote]

you’re getting there :))

[chronyck]

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[inactiveblog123]

Like Michael Buble and Santa

[sidras-tak]

I bought a ticket for Cats and the ticket guy deadass said “good luck”

[queerlove]

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

[longseasons]

[babybear]

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

“Do I really want to share this information about my personal life with this person or am I just craving validation regarding my perspective/stance on it?” is a beautiful question and I’ve been less of a chatterbox ever since I started asking it

[kaijuno]

[thebootydiaries]

[unclefather]

cross faded in the Walmart watching the trolls moving in real life after taking ambien and drinking a 5 hour energy

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Damn what walmart you at

[unclefather]

im physically in my bed at home but my brain is inside Walmart looking at the boost mobile phone plans

[aesthetiicly]

this kid

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jumex]

I guess I’ll just eat my own ass