The Talking Grilled Cheese

I'm a just a sandwich with dreams Sharks are friends, not soup https://youtu.be/k3EHd6tdwac Subscribe to my channel

[top-cheese]

u cannot unfollow me in any way that matters

[top-cheese]

ill have my people reblog it to your people

[zedogica]

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

[halzra]

I found a program someone uploaded to GitHub that finds open room codes. The FAQ is killing me

[kosmogrl]

[fairycosmos]

girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life

fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track

[barbreypilled]

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

[dogpuppy]

[stuckinapril]

(me, insane since the day i was born) sorry haha this has just been an off day for me

[segamascott]

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

[bish0ps]

Aw man I need another thing I don't need

[theconcealedweapon]

[importantcatpics]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

actually impossible to have any kind of conversation with my brother

[innerchildabortionclinic]

old people are right about werther's originals btw

[bakwaaas]

I was rewatching 13 going on 30 the other day and it struck me that we’ve regressed so much where 30 was seen as young and sexy back then and now gen z genuinely act like people are expired at 25

[roach-works]

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

[roach-works]

i am looking into your eyes, i am holding your hand. i absolutely promise.

if you can just live long enough, your soul will build your body into a home. you will live there and you will find a way to be at peace. it’s worth the time and it’s worth the work. i promise.

[miiilowo]

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

[violentoffender]

man knows what he’s about

[segamascott]