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30s・Male・He/Him・Tragically cishet・ i like video games, books, and girls.

[sundarksoldier]

I have this beautiful dog btw

Her name is Zoe

I love her so so much

[demilypyro]

me and the gang when we're werebears and the moon is coming out: woahhhhh we're halfway bear. woah-ho! turning into bears!

[charl0ttan]

my favorite bit lately is whenever someone says they cant find something i tell them im so so sorry but i actually just sold it for scrap parts:(

[birdsareblooming]

thinking about this tag on my post again. i'm saying this all the time forever

[birdsareblooming]

oh i'm also saying this one all the time forever

[annabelle--cane]

there's this ridiculously soulmatey line in the phm book when grace is just kinda idly wondering aloud about why human and eridian technology are at such similar phases of development, and without thinking about it much rocky responds "has to be, or you and I would not meet." which he goes on to explain as (paraphrasing here) "if either planet were less advanced then we couldn't have built interstellar ships, but if either were more advanced then we could have dealt with the astrophage problem from home, so we'd have to be at around the same level to both be here, that's the only way it would make sense." what it sounds like though is "oh, that's easy: the two of us had to meet so the history of both of our entire species lined up in preparation to make it possible." what kind of tau-ceti-crossed red-petrova-line-of-fate nonsense is this.

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[kotortwo]

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

[json-derulo]

sitting my white ass down and listening

[ellynneversweet]

1,372 votes and 251 comments so far on Reddit

Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

[ruimtetijd]

[evilsoup]

Jesus Christ

[theatredebanalites]

Ngl, if my catgirl assistant came back from her mission with zero intel, I too would just praise her and tell how happy I am with her work.

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[noelle-ism]

COME TO CP_WELL

[madphantom]

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

[togekk0]

splatoon is a game about shooting your ink at trans women and making a mess out of them, maybe

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[squeakitties]

the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that's because there are so many fucking leafs

[neopet-euthanization]

[zomdead-deactivated20260110]

transgenderbloodsport

[atlantidea]

BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER (1999)

[angelbabymikaa]

when you wanna comment on a mutuals post but you guys don’t really talk and you don’t know if you can be weird w them yet :/