I'll never know a weekday in this Sunday room.

oh darling.

[whenharrymetsallys]

amazing content from phillip henry

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

[basic-banshee]

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

I would expect nothing less from Thor really

[devilschurch]

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[shesnake]

[madawhatever]

“Before the writers started working on the first season, I wrote a list of six things on the wall that every episode had to do.” - Mike Schur (x)

[raptorlily-deactivated20191105]

#ladies and gentlemen #a showrunner who knows what the fuck he is doing (via @stillscape)

[capacity]

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

[harrystylesnotedaquarius-deacti]

tag urself im all of them

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

[thechy-fychannel]

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[barbedwirebutterfly-deactivated]

This is BULLSHIT, Dwayne Johnson is jacked as fuck and I FULLY FUCKING BELIEVE he is one of the most LOVING MEN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

[shit-villagers-say]

I was on board with the first part until I read that and honestly you’re right nobody has more love in their heart than The Rock

[satanbigdick]

This is Terry Crews erasure

[yesterdaysprint]

The Bishopsgate Institute hosts of the Libby Hall Dog Collection. It's not newspapers, but if you wanted to see old photographs of many dogs, they've put a lot of the collection on flickr. It's really great, actually, because it's so big and it has so many people who were all clearly of the opinion that their dog is the best dog.

Thanks for sharing @jamyesterday! Everyone should go check out Libby Hall Dog Collection!

[daily-batty-dose]

Imagine getting the gentlest of boops from the tiny snoot of a bat.

Oh, that would be so blessed! 

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

literally who could ever hope to match magnetos level of iconicness…. pulling the iron out of a mans very BLOOD then making it into a fucking platform to stand on as he levitates his way across thin air while spinning more iron orbs around him for absoultely no reason…. the panache. the performance. the drama. could you get any gayer

[fcoppola]

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

The simple truth is, not all of us become the men we once hoped we might be. But we are all God’s creatures. If there are those among us who thought ill of Mr. Hollom, or spoke ill of him, or failed him in respect of fellowship… then we ask for your forgiveness, Lord. And we ask for his.

[pinefarrs]